Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Have you never heard of a PTSD trigger, Hagrid? No, he wouldn't have, would he."

• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• he would have laughed
• he would have cried
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• He's been places they have not.
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• you become whoever would have saved you that time that no one did
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• No, but I'll have a beer
• I have no idea!! (user)
• I have never
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• If every pork chop were perfect we wouldn't have hot dogs
• Californians have no soul
• Questions we will never have answers to
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• Have you no sense of decency, sir?
• I would like to have emotions
• if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• you have never been safe
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• I have no faith in your God
• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• It is cold and we have no writeups.
• Our calendars have no meaning
• I Have Never Known a World
• I have no money and I must pay
• Bernie would have won
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• Why women's pants have no pockets
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• Atheists have no support group
• Something I Can Never Have
• Where the streets have no name
• I have no hair
• Using a command line
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
• Fish have no concept of fire
• Computers have no sense of time
• You stole what they would have given you
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• I have no complaint
• We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• Most American kids have never separated tortillas
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• We Have No Moat
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• Tendrils that strangle the heart I no longer have
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• You have no socially redeeming value
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• The ghost of a music we have somewhere heard
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Angels We Have Heard On High
• I have never felt more alive
• you would have been
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• Words Have No Meaning
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• Kids have no concept of time
• I have no browser and I must node!
• What pornos would have us believe
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• I have no memory of my Mother
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• And Death shall have no Dominion
• You have no power over me
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• I have heard you whisper in your dreams
• I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
• things you wouldn't have believed
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• No, I don't have channel 11
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• They have no bones.
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Heart, have no pity
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• I have known depth. I have heard the velvet creaking of its flooring

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