Findings:
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
- Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
- Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- he kissed me for a year and a half
- tell me the truth
- Please please please let me get what I want
- you kissed me on that night you can't remember
- Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
- Get back to me
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- he that is not with me is against me
- He brings me books like flowers
- I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
- He taught me how to smoke
- The things that get me (barely) through
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
- Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- Tell me where is Fancy bred?
- She's sitting across the table from me, my probable future wife
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
- Why can't my employer pay me more?
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
- He called me Sarah once
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- I write you, when I can't have you near me.
- Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
- "Beowulf is coming to get me!"
- Where you can't find me
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- Though you can tell me
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Get it off me!
- Someone to Watch over Me
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
- Tell me about your faith
- I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
- How television car chases influenced me
- I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
- what little I have is starting to get to me
- Why tell me that?
- The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
- I Can't Make You Love Me
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- The day he gave me a lift
- Can't you hear me knocking
- For my father, in the event he finds me
- he tried to kill me with a forklift
- She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
- he taught me to fly then took away my sky
- For my brother, in the event he finds me
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- he calls me girly (user)
- a bug walking across the ground moved me to tears
- He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
- Gravity really gets me down
- Don't make me get my shoe!
- The portion of her face she allows me to see
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
- she, he, and me
- You can get to my heart by making me cry
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
- Tell me about your secret places
- Give me assembly language, or give me death!
- Get Behind Me Satan
- Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
- Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
- Don't tell me everything
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- (Come get me).
- Tell me a story about being really alive
- Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
- Sometimes etiquette gets me nowhere
- Tell me of good things that are happening in life
- What do you know of me, or I of you?
- I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
- Squirrels are trying to tell me something
- Tell me something dangerous and true
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- Tell me another lie
- Tell Me What
- choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
- Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
- The closer I get to that old withered goal of mine the less if means to me
- Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
- can you get enough of me?
- The shirt that always gets me hit on
- He Hate Me
- when strangers tell me to smile
- Can't Buy Me Love
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- The "He can't tell the difference" beer commercial
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- He loves me, he loves me not
- He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
- I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
- He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- You can't fire me, I quit.
- he calls me monster
- He that is not with me is against me.
- He has redefined me, again and again
- lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- Can't you just fall in love with me already?
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Tell me a story about trains
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- Jesus He Knows Me
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- This is my truth tell me yours
- You charm'd me not with that fair face
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
- Can't change me
- You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- My first comet
- Tell me a story about elephants
- Tell me a story about rains
- Give me Liberty or give me death
- Do you love me or are you in love?
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- get off me
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
- Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- We must get there before dark, follow me
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
- Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
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