Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "He swam with his long swan neck and never got caught on soda can rings"

• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• Never chew on a soda can tab
• long blond surfer hair that never got dipped in the ocean
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• How Pac-Man got his name
• Seven words you can never say on television
• The Fool Rings His Bells
• He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
• The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• He weaves his words
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• How Quetzalcoatl Got His Groove Back
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• In the foyer of my mind, he remains, never venturing into the parlor
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• I never bend what I can break
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• How long can you hold your breath?
• as long as i can feel the beat, as long as i keep dancing
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• i kept dreaming of a world i thought i'd never see, and then one day i got in
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
• "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• I never met him. He broke my heart.
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• he is too shy to write his tale
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• They will love him long after he is gone.
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• Long Neck Bottles
• if a bird is never free from his cage, then his world is only his name
• He just left his body
• Answering a phone that never rings
• Never Too Many Long Goodbyes
• A boy and his shadow standing on a long shore trying to figure out the intentions of the sun
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Never coin a phrase if you can help it
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• No obstacle can overcome the spirit of a man determined to choke his chicken
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• Cool, you can put a bullet in his head!
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• you can never quarantine the past
• How to crack root and not get caught
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• You never can tell
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• Johnny Got His Gun
• He never returned
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• I never ventured in the woods and got drunk and slept
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• some say he was never here at all
• He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
• He Never Died
• Count Dracula has dyscalcula. He mumbles numbers and never slumbers.
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• long neck
• Play the bird with the long neck
• mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• That too long hour never dim enough until sleep
• He made a way to his anger
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• you never can tell with bees
• The soda can squirt gun
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• Why is it we desire that which we can never attain?
• Knowledge can never be certain
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• Ski piss
• If I can ruin it for you in one sentence, you've got a fragile perspective.
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• You can never really escape the fire
• How long can you dance in the endzone?
• You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve
• You can never go home again
• we can give up, but the world never will
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Holding the sword tightly and warmly in my chest, pinning the memories down as long as I can.
• He can
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• Dammit, can you see why his laugh is gonna get us subpoenaed
• Why Christianity never caught on in Japan
• How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
• he can find a cure for us, if we help him
• You can never get away from yourself
• Do what you can, with what you've got, where you are
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• Something I Can Never Have
• How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• A man's got to know his limitations
• How the Camel Got His Hump
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• I got lost in a Siberian winter and never came back
• I got the stigmata from a bike on a long gravel road.
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• How the Whale Got His Throat
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• He never looked back
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• He flops over and bonks his head
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• He'll never know what he's missing
• He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• He never killed a man that did not need killing.
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• Never trust anything that can think for itself
• Yan Can Cook
• Black Swan Green
• Your smoking can harm others
• can control
• I can divide by zero
• Language of the dead
• Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby

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