Findings:
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- True ice cream fans consume whole pints at a time
- All he left her was alone
- Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
- someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- He Was Only Joking
- He Was a Crook
- If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
- the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
- The first time I knew I was different
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- making certain he was touching her
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
- Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
- Before Time Was
- That Time Zeph Was A Criminal
- the last time I clobbered a human soul it was over a red-nosed girl and a schoolbook in County Derry
- At that time I was taken up with alchemy
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
- he was a punk poet himself
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- This is the time. The time was now. And now is then. This was the time.
- She was locked in time
- (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
- God was in the west too, at one time.
- A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
- There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
- there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
- His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
- The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- More than he was willing to give
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- some say he was never here at all
- That's Just How He Was
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times.
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
- and now forever frozen in time he
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- This time vote like your whole world depended on it
- At least he was gentle
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- He was found
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
- When I Was Born for the 7th Time
- When I was young Time had no wings
- Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
- Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
- Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
- Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
- There was a time before
- I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
- I was a teenage time traveling combat waitress
- Was There a Time
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- There was a time when I was a better person
- It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
- I lived in interesting times, came to the attention of those in power, and found what I was looking for.
- The time they fantasize about was built on a lie
- for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
- Some time when I was a teenager
- for a moment the whole world was beautiful
- The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
- The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
- Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
- I married him because he was not mean
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- Cheating For Beginners
- answer: cheating bellhop
- Cheating death
- Cheating on tests
- tracing is cheating in art
- Risotto for the cheating chef
- Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
- He
- he/she
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- s/he
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- Ancient Arrowhead
- Song of the Sorceress
- GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- He never returned
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- Even my faults he adores
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- I Am He that Aches with Love
- He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
- great things he has taught us
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
- And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
- he o hitte shiri tsubome
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- He giggles, as he wiggles
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- He Really Wasn't That Great
- The one he murdered once still loves him
- "Fill it in", he said.
- He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- In Your Heart You Know He's Right
- In your guts you know he's nuts
- He Hudas not pay
- Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
- And we killed him and he's dead.
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
- To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
- When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- He who smelt it, dealt it
- Surely he would remember this
- So, he's leaving
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- If he's late, you can always start without him
- He says she says
- He's not heavy, he's just lame
- whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
- He Who Is Death
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- He didn't want to be Gary anymore
- "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
- he kissed me for a year and a half
- HES
- The Ocelot saw the Frog, and he smiled a broad and toothy smile
- He doesn't bite
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
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