Findings:
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- Of course I refused, afraid of what his hands might feel like
- He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
- He flops over and bonks his head
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- His hand speaks a foreign language to her ribs.
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- It Was a Lover and His Lass
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- It’s in his name and his clothes and his hands and his lips
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- Sparkling like a star in his hand, melting like a snowflake
- He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
- His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
- Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- We shook hands and pretended like it meant nothing
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- Adam Smith and His Amazing Invisible Hand
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- He weaves his words
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- He held my hand - once
- I saved his life. He does not know it.
- He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- The day he gave me a lift
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
- He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
- That's Just How He Was
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- Riding a bike without using your hands
- He just left his body
- unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
- His version was better
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- I can prove that Jesus was both human and divine
- "I was born this way" as justification for gay rights harms the gay and lesbian community
- making certain he was touching her
- He Was Only Joking
- He dreams between yesterdays, Cliff’s Hand Bag and Fade away blue
- Bukowski stands alone, the bar bell's hammer in his hand
- Hands cupped into a half circle, he bent foward to help her catch a light
- He put a hand on each of our shoulders; it's a wonder he wasn't electrocuted.
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- My hands in his pockets
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
- That man was a sock puppet on the hand of God.
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- More than he was willing to give
- At least he was gentle
- I married him because he was not mean
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- He Was a Crook
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- A guitar is easy in his hands / so is an airplane / so is a pen
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- All he left her was alone
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
- some say he was never here at all
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- He was found
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- In the end it was always a stranger's hand
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
- His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
- I was floating in the ocean of his eyes.
- My man was shot for his sheep coat
- He made a way to his anger
- he is too shy to write his tale
- he was a punk poet himself
- Beaver College
- The Beaver Papers
- Busy Beaver
- mountain beaver
- Eaton Beavers
- Beaver Club
- Beaver tail soup
- The Spring Pond Beavers
- Beaver fever
- you can't have it both ways
- On both sides of the abortion debate
- Why won't people kick both parties out?
- if it breaks, you get to keep both pieces
- Both Good & Evil in the Hearts of Men and Women
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- Socioeconomic mobility in both directions
- left or right, you're both wrong
- both of you
- Are all good modern works of literature satire, dystopia or both?
- both a lesbian and a woman
- Being both black and white
- The sex scene from IT and Hugh Hefner, and why I'm glad both are gone
- There was an Old Man on some rocks
- a sketch of a proof of both the existence and non-existence of God
- What happened to you both in the sea?
- There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
- i am both removed from it, and a part of it
- Hand grenade
- Talk to the hand
- Hand
- hand waving
- hands of stone
- Hands
- hand job
- Cool Hand Luke
- Laying On Hands
- bloody hands
- Manos: Hands of Nate
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