Findings:
- Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- An Eternity Is All I Have
- How to stay up all night if you've been up all day
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- I have spent all night paging you
- Madmen have a world all their own
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- How did we survive this long if we're all selfish?
- The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
- How the mighty have fallen
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- you've been through something that no one should have to go through
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
- How to go to Mars as an Astronaut
- You see what they've done to you? You see how you're really hiding, in all that light?
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- You, standing
- How to have an out of body experience
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- How the Petting Zoo eventually destroyed us all
- How it all began
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- Are tears all I have to look forward to?
- we have learned all that we can from anal probing
- Where have all the poets gone?
- we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
- DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- How do astronauts go to the bathroom?
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- We are all we have
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- How we have grown apart
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- How to have a Scotch Tasting
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- I must have waited all my life for this
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
- See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
- we all go home
- when all the white horses have broken free
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
- All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
- All cats have nine tails
- All Dressed up with Nowhere to Go
- How to check if someone has been through it all
- all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
- Oh, it turns out YOU have to do all your own driving
- how life is all about loving and being loved
- all living things must above all else have hope
- And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
- Running away is great if you have somewhere to go
- How They Broke Away to Go to the Rootabaga Country
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- How can I miss you if you won't go away?
- Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
- Why'd you have to go and remember THAT?
- I have to go to the bathroom
- How I invented Anna and made her a character in all my stories
- We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- Sex with a chicken
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- What Say We Have a Go
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- All the fairies have gone
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- How can an atheist have morals?
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- How to have an epileptic fit
- Sex in a small car
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- how many lines of code have you written?
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- How long have you been in love with her?
- How to Pretend to Have a Job
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- How long have you known?
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- How to "Have People"
- but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
- hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
- Where Have All the Giant Radioactive Lizards Gone?
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- My paintings are all I have
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
- Where Have All the Flowers Gone?
- I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
- If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- How I almost got shot all up full of holes
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- How to Remove Your Bookmarks (all of them, and with Python)
- all you have to do is think and they'll grow
- And All That Could Have Been
- If there's hell below we're all going to go
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Long Haired Preachers
- All I have left to lose
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- It's all I have to bring to-day
- I will have your blood. I will have all of your blood.
- All cell phones will have GPS capability
- all lost things must go somewhere
- you have all forgotten the taste of death
- you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
- all words go somewhere and nothing is ever lost
- Making cheese
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- Where Have All the Catherines Gone?
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- to distort thorax dimensions and mating rituals go awry, population of the hive has fallen dramatically and we are all doomed to piss hell
- I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
- But how's the grilled cheese? A GCP reunion and nodermeet in St. Louis, Jan 2006
- I love you but I have to let you go
- Improving your chess game
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- How to serve a cheese plate - or, how I came to love curds and eschew fashion
- how long does it go (user)
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- Going to the movies in Thailand
- It furthers one to have somewhere to go
- How Would Jesus Go Batshit on Coke, Liquor, and Whores
- Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
- Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
- The perfect toasted cheese sandwich
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- We had to go away ... and dream it all up again
- how far do you want to go?
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- go and have a word with yourself in the bathroom
- it's good for me to go and not have there be words
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- Don't worry, I know how to let go.
- You have your own places to go.
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- Do all soldiers go to hell?
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