Findings:
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- How To Win Every Sporting Bet 100% Of The Time
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- reality is always ready to teach us about how our ideas are wrong
- How many bits are required to express every possible distance in the universe?
- Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten
- Modern times leave us dazed and confused about dating
- The time they fantasize about was built on a lie
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- every time i breathe
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- Every single day is its own apocalypse. Every time we fall asleep is an extinction.
- Violence puts the smackdown on genitalia every damn time
- This is going to waste your time because its about Martin
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- How To Think About God
- In the Spirit of "Build Back Better", How about Bring Back Banishment?
- In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
- Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
- we meet on the street for the first time every day
- How to take care of candles
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- Changing the time on a Nortel Norstar telephone system
- fool every time every day i
- Every time I look at this picture, I feel a little more in love
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- The average male thinks about sex every seven seconds
- Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
- how about not (user)
- Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
- You, standing
- Young Eulenspiegel plays innocent
- When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
- Nostalgia filled our lungs every time we inhaled
- how life is all about loving and being loved
- I feel guilty every time I wear the Superman shirt
- every time you zap a wand of nothing, a stranger falls in love
- Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
- I think of you every time I cry
- Every time you see me, I need a hug
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- How you're supposed to spend your leisure time
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- every decade a lifetime
- It's about damn time
- Beautiful Times (Or: How I Embraced the Escapist Mindset and Tuned in to My Imagination)
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
- Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
- The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
- It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
- Attitudes about sexuality in Sumer vs. America
- another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
- How Does The Turkey Feel About Thanksgiving
- Isn't it about time you grew out of all that juvenile screaming nonsense?
- What science fiction says about the technology of its time
- The Death of Friedrich Nietzsche
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- How I Feel About Clasical Music
- Leaked AOL memo about hackings and how to handle press
- A Story About How Evil Wal-Mart Is
- Dear God: how about that whole holocaust thing?
- how do you feel about miniature lazy susans behind glass
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
- How to write about colors?
- i dream about you every night
- I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
- How about NO
- how do I air an attitude gripe about family?
- I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
- How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
- If you press your ear to the wrist of the world you can hear every heartbeat from the beginning of time
- How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
- Every time I fall, I fall a little bit harder, a little bit further, I fall right back onto you
- They grow bigger every time they witness something bad.
- I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
- You were a bookmark to the time when I loved every sunrise
- Wholesome Bible goodness in every mint
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- I feel like every time I sneeze, I disappoint you
- Why I cry every time I hear the Barenaked Ladies sing
- Nagato in summer will kill you every time
- Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
- How to know if you will ever experience time travel
- How to tell someone it's break time in a high noise environment
- You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
- How to time waste at work
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- How to sing and play guitar at the same time
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
- Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- How I feel about exams
- how you spend your time is what you become
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- This Is How You Lose the Time War
- How you and the rest of the world are supposed to spend your leisure time
- How about that local sports team?
- There's Something About Mary
- Let's Talk About Feelings
- What About Bob?
- We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
- Daleks and stairs
- What is this crap about trick-or-treating on Saturday?
- Feeling bad about a good deed
- The good thing about using a horribly outdated file system
- about nobody (superdoc)
- Tell me a story about trains
- Nodes about measurement
- about an Alice
- precision vs. accuracy
- about box
- Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
- The Trick About Thawing Grapes
- The secret truth about the PalmPilot
- One good thing about gangs
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- About Koji - A Starter For Making Saké
- A Story About Magic
- You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
- naive perceptions about software development
- You forget about everything for a few months and everything changes
- Conventional views about human cloning
- The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
- Think About Mutation
- What do you think about Human Clothing?
- Don't talk about your mamma like that
- I'm passionate about my plant life
- Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
- This scenario is about to self-destruct
- What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
- The Girl from Ipanema
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- A joke about tax collectors
- Quotes about robotic dinosaurs
- Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
- I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- I don't give a DAMN about your character
- More Songs About Buildings and Food
- LPPR: Illegal Speech About Drugs
- You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
- Doctors know nothing about drugs
- What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
- Stories about the injury of male genitalia
- Something about parts of you
- Why nodes about Canada suck
- The Joy of Pair Bonding: Talking About Sex
- On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
- The cool thing about the O&M building at A&M
- All About Touching
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