Findings:
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- How long have you known?
- How could you ever have enough?
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- man when you are telling me how it was
- I could have known everything for five dollars
- This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
- How we could still have a President Trump
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
- A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
- In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
- Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
- somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
- How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
- Fight Clubs I have known
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- How to have a Scotch Tasting
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- Note to Future Historians: Yes, Everyone Involved Should Have Known
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- Just how perfect was Jesus?
- How many Disney movies are actually original stories?
- How Kissing Was Discovered
- How was the Bible canonized?
- Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
- makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
- Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
- Sex with a chicken
- It could have been a Brilliant Career
- The best phone call I could have made tonight
- How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Dead people I have known
- Knots I have known and loved
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- How to Pretend to Have a Job
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- few have known and fewer have shown
- The transition out of misery begins with discipline. You have always known this. It's time you resigned yourself to it.
- What We Have Known
- They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
- How was your trip to London, Dan?
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- How the Story of Oz Came to an End
- She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
- How to Sell Sex Stories
- The amazing true story of how I became the sixth Backstreet Boy
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
- How the mighty have fallen
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- How could this happen?
- It was all I could do not to cry
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- Could I Have Been?
- How one man could control the Senate
- It was the least I could do
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- Strange Fits of Passion Have I Known
- Wild Tigers I Have Known
- I could do without it, if I knew what it was
- And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
- I wish you could have met me before I became food
- I want to have known
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
- Stories I Have Tried to Write
- How we have grown apart
- The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- How to have lesbian sex
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- I Have Never Known a World
- And All That Could Have Been
- It could have been me
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- I have known depth. I have heard the velvet creaking of its flooring
- How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- Where the water for the flood could have come from
- You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
- How Microsoft could subvert the GPL
- WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
- The unending hatred elves have of debt and how it needlessly complicates simple social interactions: an essay
- Penis for a day
- How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
- How My Stories Began
- How to listen to the stories that cats tell us
- How America was mapped
- Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
- How to spot bad internet porn stories
- if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
- How could God let this happen?
- Astro City #5
- I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
- you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
- How would you know? And how could you ever know?
- Could have beens, should have beens
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- I could have been Canadian
- It was a pauper's laugh. It was what I could afford.
- how could you (user)
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- Sally guests I have known
- Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
- Could you have danced with me?
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
- I have more stories about trains for you
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- Could Muhammad have been autistic?
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- How can an atheist have morals?
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- How to "Have People"
- Sex in a small car
- How to have an epileptic fit
- How to have an out of body experience
- The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
- It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- Ghosts I have known
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- how many lines of code have you written?
- reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- You, standing
- How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- How long have you been in love with her?
- They could have saved Kevin
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- And You're Wondering How a Top Floor Could Replace Heaven
- the only comfort we could ever have
- I could have been one of a two
- I could tell you some stories
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