Findings:
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
- Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
- rude awakening
- I'm going to have to science the shit out of this.
- Anatomy of a relationship, as interpreted by 80s music hits
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
- Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
- Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee around a Pomegranate, One Second before Awakening
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- hit by pitch
- Kids have no concept of time
- They have no bones.
- Why have there been no great women artists?
- and am happily disturbed by no passions
- I'm no longer in the passenger seat
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- Tendrils that strangle the heart I no longer have
- "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
- When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
- Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
- No, but I'll have a beer
- Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
- Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
- I have no memory of my Mother
- Computers have no sense of time
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- Heart, have no pity
- You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- I'm No Angel
- Im No Writer (user)
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- I'm no good at enigmas
- I have no money and I must pay
- How to get hit by a car
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- I'm In Love With Massachusetts ( ... drive on by ... ) (document)
- I have no faith in your God
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- I have no browser and I must node!
- Have you no sense of decency, sir?
- I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
- You have no socially redeeming value
- i'm here to create peace and understanding BY FORCE IF NECESSARY
- There is no weirdness like the weirdness of a novel written by a mathematician
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- You have no power over me
- But alas, I have no badger to offer you
- I have no idea!! (user)
- No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
- No, I don't have channel 11
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- Man Getting Hit by Football
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
- We Have Always Been The Party Of No
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- on being hit by lightning
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- No, I'm not a Liberal
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- you've been through something that no one should have to go through
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- I'm No Fool
- Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
- I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
- I'm no Whitman...
- I'm fine no really
- I'm no Socrates
- I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
- click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
- 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
- The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
- I got hit by the pizza man
- No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- The reluctant backpacker's guide to being hit by lightning
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- Getting hit by a woman
- Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- I have no hair
- We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
- Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
- Yes! We have no bananas!
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- Where the streets have no name
- I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
- I have no complaint
- getting hit by a guy
- Atheists have no support group
- Words Have No Meaning
- You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- Fish have no concept of fire
- And Death shall have no Dominion
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- I have no scars. I have never loved.
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- I have this problem with saying "no" to people
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
- Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
- Lefties who have no sense of humour
- No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
- I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
- Our calendars have no meaning
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- At Sea The Gods Have No Names
- Californians have no soul
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- We Have No Moat
- Why women's pants have no pockets
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- I have no output and I must scream
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
- It is cold and we have no writeups.
- Bourree from Suite No. 1 for Lute by J. S. Bach
- The Awakening
- The Second Great Awakening
- Never be rude to an Arab
- Saved by the Bell
- clue by four
- The Attack by Fire
- Murder by Death
- Call by value
- Call by value return
- Call by name
- By The Light Of The Silvery Moon
- By the skin of my teeth
- By the power of Grayskull!
- I got jacked by the FBI, CNN and amazon.com
- virgin by choice
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- go by the board
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