Findings:
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
- His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
- No, but I'll have a beer
- The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- i'm not sure but i'm listening
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- I love you but I have to let you go
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- I do not lift pencils for art, but for words
- Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
- I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
- Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- But I have seen the sun just once
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- I'm not homophobic but...
- Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
- It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- I'm not sick but I'm not well
- I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
- but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
- it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
- you have changed but the memory stayed the same
- I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
- I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- It hasn't been so long, but
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- I wrote you a letter on the bus back from the city, but that's a different kind of weary
- I Meant to have but Modest Needs
- Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
- Being a dickhead
- I'm cold, but I'm happy
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
- I will have her forever but I can't touch her
- I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
- He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
- Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- the ocean is never calm and still, but the depths are very different from the surface
- and but so
- They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
- It isn’t fun to hide. But it will protect you from lightning.
- We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence is not an act, but a habit
- beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
- So runs my dream; but what am I?
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
- I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
- I'm not a rocket scientist, but
- All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- The Guards die, but do not surrender
- I'm not racist but...
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
- This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- not running from, but going to
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
- I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
- Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
- But alas, I have no badger to offer you
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
- Peeling labels from beer bottles as summer crawls to your door in the morning
- you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
- I'm poor, but I'm happy
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
- I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
- untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
- You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
- I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- I was shaking, but not from the cold
- I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
- The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
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