Findings:

• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• I feel like I'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• I feel like I'm being watched
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
• A kind of calm like no other
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• there are others like us
• A conversation with old country guys is like being a chicken dentist
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• I'm not like you. I'm loved.
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• not like the other girls
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• Why I like this Joseph Lieberman guy
• Three guys whose voices are like clear glass
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm the Bad Guy
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• How to Encourage Others to Like You
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Deals well with ambiguity: a savagely long writeup about why boys are not like girls and other things
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• haunted by nodeshells, like pronouns signifying other worlds
• Staying power like no other memory, aside from love
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• The Other Guy
• Things are a bit like other things
• Can we still like each other knowing the worst about each other?
• The other guy's tao
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• Some guy named Chris (user)
• Guy Gavriel Kay
• The Tall Guy
• Comic Book Guy
• Guy Kawasaki
• Bill Nye the Science Guy
• The Humble Guys
• Family Guy
• The perfect guy
• Nik and the Nice Guys
• right guy
• tough guy
• The Cable Guy
• Guy Fawkes
• Guy Debord
• Guy Stevens
• Nice guys finish last
• Exquisite Dead Guy
• Arcata Guy (user)
• Guy Dynamic
• You just cut that guy off
• Fall guy
• just a guy (user)
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• guy bob receptacles (user)
• sane guy (user)
• So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
• Dead Guy Ale
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
• Two Guys from Andromeda
• guys in Speedos
• Guy Noir
• nice guy complex
• Heavy Weapons Guy
• College Guy Casserole
• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• Two Guys and a Girl
• Two Guys, a Girl & a Pizza Place
• The Guy Nod
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• Menards guy
• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
• How to piss off the guys in the fire truck
• Why guys care if their partner spits or swallows
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• what we were to each other in this universe
• Small-framed Guy
• Inflatable Big Black Guy
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
• The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
• Wild and Crazy Guy
• Guy Daikouji
• Guy Clark
• West Country Guy (user)
• He's a good guy friend
• The three kinds of nice guys
• date movies for guys
• Are J.D. Salinger and Thomas Pynchon the same guy?
• Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
• How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
• getting hit by a guy
• Strong Guy
• Guy Ritchie
• That guy issue
• The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
• The little guy
• Operation Good Guys
• Good-looking guy game
• Teeny Little Super Guy
• Guy Incognito (user)
• Guy Williams
• The guy who talks to you while you're taking a piss
• funny fat guy who dies
• Conventional Bad Guy Behaviour
• Helping people cheat
• Penis size and impregnation
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• Guy Montag
• Why I don't want The Perfect Guy
• Sign Guy
• Cherokee Bat and the Goat Guys
• good guy mob
• Cranky Media Guy (user)
• Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
• What if a girl suddenly got a guy's body?
• fat guys
• Ugly Naked Guy
• Guy Pearce
• Never kick a guy in the crotch!
• Fry Guys
• Underwater Guy
• Great tricks to play on the new kid on the job
• A Fantastic story from an old guy
• Guy Fawkes Day
• Fry Guy
• I was a nice guy once
• justa guy (user)
• The Happy Guy
• Guy Verhofstadt
• Quake Guy
• Five Guys Named Moe
• Buddy Guy
• Buddy Guy's Legends
• We Are All in the Dumps With Jack and Guy
• cool guy (user)
• Bad Guy (user)
• It takes two guys to do half a woman's job
• The Red Guy
• What guys do with their penis
• Guy Gardner

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