Findings:
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- How to make a decent cup of tea
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- Make something beautiful, no matter how ugly the steps in making it are
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- Tell me about your secret places
- Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- tell me what you have in your heart
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- What makes him so goddamned special?
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
- i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- How to make everything2 a better place
- I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
- "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
- when even the plants have abandoned me
- I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- Being a dickhead
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
- I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
- Deliver me from a place where there are no scars.
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
- Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- You have no power over me
- My first comet
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- No, but I'll have a beer
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- But alas, I have no badger to offer you
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- I'm so sorry
- spectres tell me your secrets so I might become a champion
- I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
- Tell the Center I'm Sorry
- no easy love could ever make me feel the same
- The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
- I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
- As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- but the future is always tomorrow -- even now drowning in bytes
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
- The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- Hot, Fragrant Java: The Brew that Changed the World
- We had no bait but our tongues
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
- There is no god but God
- Sorry for the inconvenience, but the beta has come to an end.
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- There is no dream but this.
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
- No Snakes, but We’ve Got a Lot of Folks Looking
- Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- Lots of MIPS but no I/O
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- But beauteous fields lie just before me
- it's not what you node, but how you node
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- She might not need me. But then again she might.
- words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
- The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
- she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- I'm poor, but I'm happy
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