Findings:
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
- When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- now I'm down in it
- I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
- my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
- I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
- retracing unknown lines in the dark so I can follow them blindly
- The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
- I'm so tough
- I can degrade myself better than you can
- Call now, operators are standing by.
- Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
- Walls so thin, I can almost hear them breathing
- Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- I'm the idiot to your poetry
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- I miss you can I have the ground back now
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- you put rocks in the bag. you carry it as long as you can. and then you find somewhere you love, and you put the rocks down.
- I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
- No Time, No Room, No Thought, or Writing Can
- I'm dreaming it so it must be true
- remember kids, the only difference between screwing around and science is writing it down
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
- Alcohol vs. ecstasy
- you called my name in the dark, so here I am
- You can only chase a shadow so far
- from now on, I can bring my stick in the house; from now on, I can poke my stick at the wall
- Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- for now this is the best that can be done
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- I'm Down
- I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- It's not my fault that I'm so evil
- Now I'm Nothing
- I'm a stranger here myself
- I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
- Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
- The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
- I'm so worldly, I shit globes
- Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- Now That's What I Call Quite Good
- click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
- Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
- My Heart is lost, What Can I Now Expect
- I can often think myself right into the nuthouse
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- I can only speak for myself
- When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- When water chokes you
- So that's what they call it nowadays?
- she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
- I'm alive, I can prove it.
- Holding the sword tightly and warmly in my chest, pinning the memories down as long as I can.
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- This song is so good it can make your ears pop
- There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
- Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
- i'm going to show these people a world that you don't believe can exist
- Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
- talk myself down
- sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
- Please download this app so I can see you inna nude
- Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
- Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- I'm feeling like a custard now
- So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
- Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- I'm writing a romance and I'm not ashamed
- OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- I'm so pissed I can't stand up
- I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
- Not now, Ma! I'm busy noding! (e2poll)
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
- It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
- I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
- Right now, I'm wishing for fireflies
- I'm so sorry
- I remind myself I'm a married woman
- so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
- I'm Stupider Now: My Life at the Craps Table
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
- Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
- Can I go back to sleep now?
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- Can you tell I'm a man?
- Nothing can stop me now
- Once I googled your old screen name and found web pages you made in high school. Are you married now? Is that why you haven't called?
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- being mute can do a lot for an idiot
- When I think of him now I can smell horses
- Waiting for the tear gas in my room to fade away so i can sleep
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- Take these shackles off my feet so I can dance
- I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
- you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
- You can now flame me, I am full of love
- Thanks Louis, now I can wear jeans!
- I can make you howl. And vice versa. Let's get down to business.
- Stalingrad
- I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
- I can do it myself
- So rare you can still hear it moo
- Father, can I be the dawn now?
- Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
- Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- Telephone solicitors now call me at their own risk
- I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
- Why are so many Anime called {Adjective} {Occupation} {Proper Name} ?
- How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- I'm always breathless when you call
- plain fiction that i can write myself
- so the hum and silence can co-exist
- GammaGirl, Nothing can slow her down
- I'm All You Can Think About
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
- It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
- Years from now I can tell the story of it
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
- I Am America (And So Can You!)
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- can it be that it was all so simple then
- "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
- You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
- No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
- It's so quiet, I can hear my cigarette burning.
- I break myself down
- How can I pour your wine while my hands shake so?
- I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
- Windows is now shutting down
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- writing down the bones
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- Archived E2 FAQ: How come the site goes down so much? (document)
- I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
- Now coming down, out of this swandive, into your arms
- Now That's What I Call Music!
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