Findings:
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
- I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
- I'm not homophobic but...
- I'm cold, but I'm happy
- i'm afraid of hipsters
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- I'm poor, but I'm happy
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
- I'm sorry for your loss
- I'm Afraid of Malkavians (a parody)
- I'm afraid of posting on e2
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- I'm Afraid
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- I'm afraid, I thought, I'm too afraid to jump, I'm a coward, and at that moment I jumped
- Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- Congratulations . . . I'm Sorry
- I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- i'm not sure but i'm listening
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- I'm Afraid of Americans
- I'm sorry
- I'm afraid of presenting my work
- So. Central Rain
- Being a dickhead
- I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
- this is how i'm going to die.
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- I'm not sick but I'm not well
- A Room That Said I’m Sorry
- for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
- You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
- You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- I'm really sorry about that!!!
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- I'm not a rocket scientist, but
- I'm not racist but...
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- Teen Bride Im Sorry
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
- I'm so sorry
- untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
- I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- i'm sorry your toys hurt people
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
- Tell the Center I'm Sorry
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M
- I'm sorry you see things that way
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- I'm Not Sorry
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- I'm sorry that you feel that way
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
- I'm a Dutchman's uncle
- I'm picking out a Thermos for you
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- I'm in this for the long haul
- Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
- Im Elvis (user)
- Khaled Islambouli
- The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
- I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- 418 I'm a teapot
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- I'm not very cool
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- I am afraid to write tonight, but I must.
- I'm not sure
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- I'm with the band
- Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
- I'm scared to run the program I wrote
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- I'm tired
- I'm not drinking any more
- I think I'm in Love with Everything
- I'm pinching your face!
- I'm Glad
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- I'm Your Fan
- I'm a little ICBM
- I'm with you, Peter Pan
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- When I'm Sixty-Four
- I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
- IM
- I'm
- I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
- imm
- I'm Losing You
- The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
- Damn, I'm good.
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- Hands off, I'm special
- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
- Im-
- I walk around when I'm high
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