Findings:
- From People Out on Dishes and Everything in the Ocean:
- How do you stop a rhino from charging?
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- How to stop a urinal from running
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- How to scare the hell out of people using flour
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
- how to stop someone's massive bleeding from the femoral artery
- How to break your neck and freak people out
- How to watch the stars from a secluded island
- How to validate HTML quickly from Mozilla
- Technical requests from nontechnical people
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- People with Down Syndrome Get an Extra Round from the Global Sumo Tournaments
- How to win the gold and prevent a baby from crying
- How to node from work
- How to prevent records from warping
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- Smoking from a Pringles tube
- How to fall out of an airplane
- Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
- Fighting the system from the inside out
- How to calculate air temperature from a cricket's chirp rate
- Getting drinking water from bamboo
- How I rescued a squirrel from drowning
- I figured out Faith
- How to quickly pour liquid from a bottle
- steal out the eyes from the angels and set them as stars
- Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
- How to Fall Out of Love
- How to scare the living shit out of an arachnophobe with a black shoelace
- How to Drive: Four Way Stops
- How to Win Friends and Influence People
- How Higher Education Ruined Movies From My Childhood
- Making a flame appear from your hand
- How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
- Multiple Personality Disorder from the Inside Out
- The people from work table
- How to get DC power from AC
- Food that does not come from the country people think it comes from
- Searching E2 from Mozilla Firefox
- Riding fast on drugs while getting good vibes from the twin plant
- I figured it all out
- Opening a command prompt in Windows
- How I found peace staring up at the moon from a gutter in my dreams
- Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear (fiction) mp3 (recording)
- Creating decorative pieces from red envelopes
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- From books people learn to remember, from mistakes to understand
- how to protect yourself from date rape drugs
- From stars just out of reach
- How to Get to Heaven from Jacksonville, FL
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
- How to Talk Dirty and Influence People
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- How fast can blind people read?
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- How to find out if an egg has gone bad
- How the inside of the mind would look from a purely abstract point of view
- figure out
- How to save your car from a porcupine
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- Searching E2 from a Windows MSIE address bar
- Figure It Out
- Moving a SharePoint portal from one drive to another
- Till Eulenspiegel walks the tightrope
- Winning a prize from a UFO Catcher
- From the inside looking out
- Removing a foreign object from your eye
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- Saving Quicktime movies from a web page
- How to remove roommates from showers
- How to plan your escape from a relationship
- How a Sparcstation netboots from a Linux server
- How to wean kids from TV
- How They Brought the Good News from Ghent to Aix
- Making a smoker from a used oven
- Searching E2 from a Mozilla location bar
- We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
- How to make LSD from Fosters Beer
- How to make friends, from a friend.
- and this is how madness sounds from the inside
- dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
- Isolating copper from American pennies
- A boy and his shadow standing on a long shore trying to figure out the intentions of the sun
- Things that hang from people's mirrors
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
- Big Questions from Little People
- The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
- I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
- She tries to hold the wind, stop it from crying
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- if you want, i can help you figure out a nice ending
- we're just trying to figure out what it all means
- Covid-19: masks work, we figured that out YEARS ago
- Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
- How can people listen to that crap?
- How to get people to leave you alone
- how move files from damaged external drive to another drive
- How to find out your own IP address
- Finding out where a net user lives
- Create a throwing star out of Post-it Notes
- Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- How to find out if a Web company is monitoring your browsing habits
- How to screw with people's heads at the mall
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- Getting free pizza
- Extracting pure caffeine from tea
- Telling real pearls from fake ones
- Songs from an American Movie, Vol. 1: Learning How to Smile
- how to unlatch a door chain from outside
- Quotes from sleeping people
- The In Sound from Way Out!
- People just expect things from me
- Get two quarters from a soda machine using a dollar and smaller change
- stop adoring from so far away
- How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
- Removing wax from clothing
- I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
- How to keep your discman from beeping
- How far are you from anything?
- If I can stop one heart from breaking
- how to tell a brachiopod shell from a bivalve mollusk shell
- Getting what you want from tech support
- Y2K from people who worked that night
- How to jump into water from a height
- These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
- Flushing out your enemies from their lair with bad rock music
- How to make money from the internet
- How to get SMS death threats from coke dealers in London
- How to recover from a failed BIOS update
- How to steal from your work
- How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- How to unsubscribe someone from a mailing list
- Getting a site banned from Google
- Making alcohol from a watermelon
- Searching E2 from a Galeon toolbar
- How to work an airplane toilet door lock from the outside
- Keeping a cake from sticking to the pan
- How to derive the maximum enjoyment from crackers
- How to remove "tagging" information from NT-based FTP sites
- How to steal newspapers from newspaper vending machines
- Searching E2 from a Konqueror location bar
- How to protect yourself from a vampire
- How I learned the secret of the pendulum from Japanese playground equipment
- How to read ECU fault codes from some GM cars
- Searching E2 from an Omniweb location bar
- Open letter from Saddam Hussein to the American peoples and the western peoples and their gov'ts
- How (and why) to send your mail from another city
- Improving your chess game
- From the Earth to the Moon: 21: How a Frenchman Manages an Affair
- Getting free computer parts
- i'm a million different people from one day to the next
- How much is Zen Buddhism from China exported overseas during the Song period?
- The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
- And then I crawled out from under the table
- How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
- The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- An American in Tours
- Second open letter from Saddam Hussein to the peoples of the United States
- Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
- Happy Birthday From Planet Motherfucker (idea) mp3 (recording)
- Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
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