Findings:
- What do I do when I'm alone?
- Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
- Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
- I'm gonna miss this light when it's gone. I'm gonna miss this darkness too.
- how do you feel about miniature lazy susans behind glass
- he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- i'm not sure but i'm listening
- I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
- I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- they carry but they do not understand
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
- Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
- Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
- I'm too old for this shit
- I'm cold, but I'm happy
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
- untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
- The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
- I do not lift pencils for art, but for words
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
- But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
- What can a reed do but sway about and love?
- If I could do it all over again
- Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
- I'm not racist but...
- Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- I'm Too Sexy
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
- What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
- Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- Swing Low (But not Too Low), Sweet Chariot
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- I'm not sick but I'm not well
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence is not an act, but a habit
- It was all I could do not to cry
- I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- The Guards die, but do not surrender
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- I'm an English major, you do the math
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- there's a trick with a knife I'm learning to do
- Too little time to do anything, too much time to do nothing
- I'm afraid, I thought, I'm too afraid to jump, I'm a coward, and at that moment I jumped
- If I could slip this skin but for a moment
- I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
- The letter I'm too chicken to mail
- I'm a verb; I do things.
- I'm far too hammered to realize this is a bad idea
- I'm lazy. It's all I know.
- Man, I could do some amazing things if I just had the time resources and inclination
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
- I'm not homophobic but...
- I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
- I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
- Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
- Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- I'm poor, but I'm happy
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- For to lose I could accept but to surrender I just wept
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- but the worm ended up killing them too
- I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
- What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
- strange and too short but I was lonely
- I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- I'm not a rocket scientist, but
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
- nothing to do but hold the hand of the Buddha and roam
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
- I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
- Do you think you could love me now?
- I could do without it, if I knew what it was
- It was the least I could do
- Fifty works of English Literature we could do without
- I could never draw but they made me an artist
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- Being a dickhead
- HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- Thinking I could do it by myself and learning I couldn't.
- How to tell you are too tired to do research
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- The Things She Could Forget, If I'd Forget Them Too
- I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
- Do the simplest thing that could possibly work
- But lately, I've been too tired to care
- Words that sound dirty but really aren't
- There is no god but God
- Butt hinge
- too much anthropomorphizing can be dangerous
- Lots of MIPS but no I/O
- Things people put up their butts
- Project B.U.T.T.
- Sexist jokes
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- Not really by the rules, but...
- No, but I'll have a beer
- Free but worthless shares
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- I know you are, but what am I?
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
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