Findings:

• i carry a deep sadness of the past, perhaps always. but i am here for the present and the future. i am here for you.
• I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• Don't fuck llamas
• Jesus loves you. You're so much fun to fuck with.
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• No Education = No Future (Fuck the Curfew)
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• Fuck them all but the six
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• Don't fuck with the cat
• Don't fuck the corpses
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• Fuck blame
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Fuck me
• fucks with
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• Don't Know Much
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Fuck what other people think
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• Wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning
• Fuck plate tectonics
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut
• fuck
• Fuck Art. Let's Kill.
• Born to fuck
• Get the fuck out of my office
• Fuck Me General Public Disclaimer
• Fucked up Facts from History
• Fuck you money
• Roll me over and fuck me again
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• We don't write 'round here much anymore
• I don't remember all that much
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I fuck your sunshine
• Fuck it
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Fuck like bunnies
• fuck up
• Go fuck yourself
• You Fucked Up!
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• puck fuck
• Fuck the RIAA
• The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
• Flip & Fuck
• Fuck You General Public Disclaimer
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• sick fuck
• Give a flying fuck
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Fuck tha Police
• Fuck off
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• Fuck art, let's dance
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Women who want to fuck, just to pay the bills
• FLQ: Fuck Les Quebecois
• My Shit's Fucked Up
• 'Fuck off' used as a replacement for 'good', or 'very'
• gender fuck
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• cool as fuck
• Fuck as a mid-word addition
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• designated fuck
• Fuck Snuggles
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• Fuck you and the liberal horse you rode in on
• Fuck popularity
• Fuck you and the horse you rode in on
• Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
• I heard you wanna fuck with Dre
• She's perfect in a fucked up way
• cluster fuck
• Fuck the Pope
• but the future is always tomorrow -- even now drowning in bytes
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• what she's building now, it isn't much, but it's hers
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• but don't take my word for it
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• Being a dickhead
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Hold my tomb up to the light and watch me rot forever if you must. But don't you ever ever call me dead.
• you don't talk much
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• flying fuck
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Fuck me harder
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• skull fuck
• Fuck like crazed weasels
• The Big Space Fuck
• fuck all
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• Friends who fuck
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Philadelphia Rat Fuck
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how

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