Findings:
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- I have a punklin and you don't
- magic is evil. don't you listen to the news?
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- I don't have the time
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- Damned if you do, damned if you don't
- Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- I don't give a DAMN about your character
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- People don't listen to my answering machine message
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- No, I don't have channel 11
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- you don't have to do this
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- Why don't urinals have stalls?
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
- A reason to drink
- Don't judge music by the first listen
- I don't have a television set
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Stoned music memories
- Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- So you don't have to
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- Cats don't have brakes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- You don't have to remember my name
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- Why don't I have votes today?
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- You don't have any real problems
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- don't listen to me. why are you listening to me?
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- Baptist jokes
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- bitching users
- The Best Damn Band in the Land
- damned
- Damn Yankees
- I miss you, damn you for being so damn amazing
- God Damn it!
- Damn the man
- Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
- Damn Dirty Apes
- Give Me the Damn Ball
- No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
- Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
- Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!
- power walking in the damn mall
- Damn porpoises!
- Damn, I look good today
- Feeling pretty damned academic
- It's always for those damn children
- Damned to Hell by age 7
- No damn you, it's nothing like a chess game
- Parking warning
- A tinker's damn
- Damn Academics
- It's about damn time
- Damn You, Damn Everyone
- Dilvish, The Damned
- How to disable menu fade-in in Windows 2000
- Depressing but probably true rules of life
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Damn it! I'm an adult!
- Damn, you can see stars
- The Book of the Damned: Chapter 13
- The Book of the Damned: Chapter 14
- The Book of the Damned: Chapter 15
- The Book of the Damned: Chapter 16
- The Book of the Damned: Chapter 17
- The Book of the Damned: Chapter 18
- The Book of the Damned: Chapter 19
- The Book of the Damned: Chapter 20
- The Book of the Damned: Chapter 23
- The Book of the Damned: Chapter 24
- The Book of the Damned: Chapter 25
- The Book of the Damned: Chapter 26
- The Book of the Damned: Chapter 27
- The Book of the Damned: Chapter 28
- Manifesto of the Damned
- the best damned story ever written
- Damn everything but the circus!
- I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
- I'm damn sociable for a hermit
- Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
- damn (user)
- Damn! Is that ramen in my trousers?
- Publish and be damned!
- Temple of the Damned
- Faust: Love of the Damned
- Damn, you're not gay are you?
- HOT DAMN 3! nodestock
- We, the Damned
- Damn, girl, you smell like hibiscus
- The Legion of the Damned
- damned (user)
- Hot Damn glass cleaner
- Damn Small Linux
- Those Damn Bandits
- One Monkey Don't Start the Show (document)
- A cute lady mechanic who fixed his engine and damn near broke his heart
- Damn the Torpedoes
- Philosophus Stone and the Isle of the Damned!
- Tinker's Damn
- Why are the most beautiful things in life so damn fragile?
- Why are the most beautiful things in life so damn robust?
- Just eat the damn cheesecake and be quiet
- Listen, boy. Everyone is their own kind of nenja.
- God Damn Robot, Episode I: The Phantom Mess
- Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
- I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
- Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
- We're a Whole Damn Town: The 2009 Bangor Nodermeet
- The Global Cloning Conspiracy that's Damned Us All
- Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
- Don't Be Afraid
- Don't panic
- don't care
- (Don't Fear) The Reaper
- Don't try this at home
- Guns don't kill people; people kill people
- You Don't Know Jack
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