Findings:
- IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
- nothing interesting to say
- If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
- You really have nothing to say, do you?
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
- Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
- Faith has absolutely nothing to do with Science
- Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
- Nothing says hardcore like Kansas in January: an Everything, Kansas proof of concept
- I never thought I'd have something to say
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- The realization that Don Lapre offers nothing interesting at all.
- magic is real and it's nothing like what they say
- Who says violence solves nothing?
- My mission is noble, my heart is pure. I have nothing to fear.
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- I am gambling with waffles glued to my head. I have nothing to lose.
- The most annoying clients have the most interesting cases
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- Father Smith Says Nothing
- Nothing says softcore like Florida in January: A surrealistic Florida adventure
- The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
- ...and I ain't got nothing to say...
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
- Have Your Say
- Say, lad, have you things to do?
- Shall I say, I have gone at dusk through narrow streets
- Expect nothing and you shall have everything
- When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
- I have too much to say
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
- What Say We Have a Go
- I miss you because I have nothing else to miss
- To say nothing of the dog
- My kisses say nothing except "I love you"
- Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
- nothing truly interesting is completely beautiful
- They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
- Say anything, say nothing. The day is beckoning and the night is haunting
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- Nothing says "Science!" better than a long series of graphs and charts
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
- the innocent have nothing to fear
- Absolutely Fabulous
- absolutely
- Absolutely Free
- absolute power corrupts absolutely
- Absolutely Everything Else!
- Absolutely, to someone else
- How to write fantasy that will absolutely slay the editors
- Absolutely right, well done. And now, your next question is ...
- How to Make an Absolutely Delicious Hot Chocolate in a Jiffy
- the night absolutely into me
- Have Blue (user)
- Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Know your pets
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- Have you found Jesus?
- What we've got here is a failure to communicate
- Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
- Have a nice day
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- Have you let Emacs into your heart?
- I did not have sexual relations with that woman
- You have a big finger
- Did God have choice in creating the universe?
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- I have no faith in your God
- What have you
- Citizen: You have committed an error
- if you need another, say you need another
- Sally guests I have known
- I have a dream
- I have no hair
- institutions have lives of their own
- The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- You can't have everything
- I have heard the mermaids singing
- When I have female children
- I have no complaint
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
- What have you been smoking?
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- I have seen the elephant
- Have a buck
- Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
- I have a tricorn hat
- Beautiful things that have made you cry
- Have you stopped beating your wife?
- I must have three heads
- Animals that should not have been domesticated
- it's good to have a moose
- We atheists have a good sense of humor
- What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
- I have no browser and I must node!
- I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
- Yes! We have no bananas!
- Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
- Here We Have Idaho
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- Have I Got News for You
- Haves and Have-Nots
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- You have 1 writeups until level 3
- I have asked my library to ban a book
- You have far too much time on your hands
- Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
- Sex with a chicken
- I have this delusion
- I don't have a television set
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- Lord, have mercy
- Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
- Questions I have had today
- Animals people have sex with
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- I have lots of gay friends
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- Let's all have an orgy!
- Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- I have a friend
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
- Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
- I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
- Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
- You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
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