Findings:
- In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- How could you ever have enough?
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- Must never have dated my friend Emily
- i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
- A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
- I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
- questions to ask of friends and lovers
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- Ask Me Why
- I have asked my library to ban a book
- Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
- The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 11: In Which We Have a Bit of Gardening Trouble
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- Things video games have taught me
- I wish you could have met me before I became food
- Ask me about Loom
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
- You have been in every line I have ever read
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- They asked me to write a letter
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
- if you have love in your heart, then you are my friend
- I won't ever understand me
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- It could have been me
- Have One On Me
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- you have me at a disadvantage
- If You Have to Ask
- Ask Me More Eeyore
- It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
- I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
- Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
- Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- Have you ever thought
- If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
- the only comfort we could ever have
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Send me your Vicodin!
- I have lots of gay friends
- What have the Spanish ever done for us
- Somebody once asked me...
- If you have to ask, you can't afford it
- You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- What kind of crummy friends did Proust have?
- If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
- the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
- What have you done for me lately?
- If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
- Could you have danced with me?
- If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
- You have the right to ask
- Trust me, I have a pineapple
- You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
- This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- If I win the bet, you have to pay me
- Ask me about Grim Fandango
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- When I asked Anna to marry me
- You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
- Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
- it's good for me to go and not have there be words
- I write you, when I can't have you near me.
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
- Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
- Have you ever made a just man?
- let me ask (user)
- What did my spleen ever do for me?
- If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
- Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
- Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- Have You Ever Walked?
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- She asked me to stop dreaming of death
- She asked me to read her a poem
- God keep me from ever completing anything
- Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
- what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
- I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
- Ask Me Anything
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
- i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
- I asked her not to forget me
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
- I have a friend
- a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
- no easy love could ever make me feel the same
- You have __ friends! (e2poll)
- let me tell you about this friend of mine
- Even the tides have more friends than you
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- On a Leander Which Miss Reynolds, My Kind Friend, Gave Me
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- Strange things homeless people have said to me
- Dogs that have owned me
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- ask me that again and look into my eyes
- You asked me to leave. So I did.
- Bold of you to assume I have friends
- Glad To Have A Friend Like You
- I Am the Assuminator, and I Have Just Assumed
- You have no power over me
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
- Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- Things Fairy Tales have taught me
- Things Musicals Have Taught Me
- I assumed we would not even be friends
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