Findings:
- I have children; therefore I am better than you
- It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- all other times are better than 6 am
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
- It's better to be alone than to wish you were
- i am looking for Morpheus. have you seen him?
- it is better to meet god alone than with one who might misunderstand
- I tried to write a node better than this and failed.
- better than 2 (user)
- Why Real Life is better than IRC
- I am not gay. I have never been gay.
- you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
- I look better when I am wet
- Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
- A modem is better than nothing
- I am at Live 8, therefore I am
- long printf() argument lists' parameters are better pre- than postfixed with ','
- Better Than Sex: Confessions of a Political Junkie
- I think therefore I am
- Better Than Sex Cake II
- A better model than the one at data general
- Hugs and drugs are better than hugs or drugs
- Better Than Chocolate
- better than Radiohead
- Ducks are better than rabbits
- painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- When I am stronger than now
- The book is better than the movie
- Better him than me
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Original better than the sequel
- Some Days are Better than Others
- Boys are better than girls: Adolescent gender socialization in North America
- My nowhere is better than your nowhere
- Rebeca Martinez
- Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
- Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
- Is Deodorant Better than Antiperspirant?
- how many years, please, until I am better?
- better than the best
- We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- Things that are better than sex
- Bitch Better Have My Money
- mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
- better than half my insides
- Why I want to have children
- Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
- I like your girlfriend's tits better than I like my own
- better than a living will
- I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
- I Grieve, Therefore I Am
- I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
- I Am the Assuminator, and I Have Just Assumed
- The drunker I am, the better I am at pool. Or is that the other way around?
- at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
- Better Than Ezra
- Am I dying? Have I died?
- 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
- It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- Khaled Islambouli
- Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
- It doesn't get any better than this
- Why IRC is better than Real Life
- Is a crush better than a relationship?
- There's no better mirror than a child
- Are we better than everything else?
- Better than Life
- Undertaker, Nortel sells better than you do
- for() is better than while()
- Penis size and impregnation
- Circular chips are better than triangular chips
- she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
- What can be better than that?
- Indigenous people are better than you
- Why cats are better than dogs
- I guess that I am the one who has changed
- My Senses Work Better Than Yours
- better than natural
- why internet relationships are better than real relationships
- Tickling is better than sex
- every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
- Better than kicking him into next week
- worse things have happened to better people
- Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
- better off with him than here with me
- Better Than Tofurkey: a vegan main dish that doesn't suck (wild rice and vegetables cooked in a pumpkin)
- a little bit is better than nothing at all
- You aren't better than human
- Not very sterile, but better than dead
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- Better Than Bouillon
- There is probably a better explanation than the insidious hand of Big Stall
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- When I have female children
- leave it better than you found it
- I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
- I Feel Taller Than I Am
- The Animal That Therefore I Am
- I am dreaming, therefore
- I hate, therefore I am
- To tell the truth I am never happier than when I am a kangaroo
- I am gambling with waffles glued to my head. I have nothing to lose.
- Am I asleep? Have I slept?
- People smarter than I am.
- I am dumber than a rose
- i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
- I am uglier than you imagine
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- Have I mentioned I am gay today?
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- Even better than the real thing
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- Much better than a piss test
- Treatment of corporations
- It's better to have loved and lost
- It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
- Better Dead Than Red
- Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
- I am more than the impulse to be seen
- Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
- It's better to be hated than ignored
- A determination to do better than
- Exhaustion is better than drugs
- Music that sounds better backward than forward
- I can do much better than this
- CD vs. vinyl
- I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
- I can degrade myself better than you can
- My Bitch Better Have My Money
- Nothing's better than rocking out
- I think, therefore I am that I am
- What Everything does better than anything else
- Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
- Why chocolate is better than sex
- If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
- Better Than Sex Cake
- Better blatant than latent
- Bad Dylan is better than good Diamond
- Better than Sex
- Tourist children's souls taste better
- If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
- It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness
- Two heads are better than one
- It's better to burn out than to fade away
- Half a loaf is better than none
- better late than never
- Better Than Garbo
- There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
- Better safe than sorry
- Ideas are better than apples
- a crust of bread is better than nothing
- Your Scars Were Better Than Mine
- Nothing says "Science!" better than a long series of graphs and charts
- My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad
- my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom
- better to have loved and lost (node_forward)
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- Love will fill us up, will make us better than
- I've got better things to do than drugs
- There were times better than this
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