Findings:
- There has to be a better way to make human beings
- Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
- Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
- Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
- How my desire for a puppy made me personally responsible for the War on Terror
- You are my electronic human being: my second chance, my way to mend the past.
- The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
- We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
- We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
- the only true religion is the one that lives in the heart of every human being
- Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
- Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- Every Fly has a spider who sings them a song
- You, a human being. I, a robot.
- Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
- human being
- I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
- I have blinked. And the world has blinked. And we open our eyes to find each other alone.
- Irony has a way of pulling a chokehold
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- Why every girl on the entire planet has a boyfriend
- Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
- Music need not be popular to be good
- you can't have it both ways
- StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- The dog who would not come in
- Why I trust myself more than I trust the government when it comes to my health.
- Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- My mom has the Pope, my dad has my mom, and I have the sky
- Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
- You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
- The best phone call I could have made tonight
- Beautiful things that have made you cry
- Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa... which I have!
- Fate, made to fade
- Is this a cocoon or a tomb? Each comes with the risk of secretly being the other.
- What I have learned from being fired
- When a boy comes over, always have something baking
- Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
- Those who come to scoff often stay to pray
- Autumn has come invisibly
- each book has us creating a fresh work as we read it into being
- Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
- painting stars that have come to be
- Human beings will believe anything
- The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
- Creativity, the essence of being human
- the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
- I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
- Human being emulator
- He who has ears, let him hear
- Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
- A cat has many ways to enter
- A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
- Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- A Girl with a Past who has Done Things
- the ancient sun that has shone on every one of us
- You've come a long way, baby
- if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
- On Being Human
- The bored who complain
- who shall ever tell the sorrow of being on this earth, lying, on quilts, on the grass, in a summer evening, among the sounds of the night?
- We Have Come For Your Parents
- Come, Thou Fount of Every Blessing
- Things About To Come My Way
- good things come to those who wait
- We have come to the first bump in the road
- The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most
- Have you come here to play Jesus?
- Being Human
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
- Little solace comes to those who grieve
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
- Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
- Every way that you are is a beautiful thing.
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- Every Dog Has Its Day
- You have been in every line I have ever read
- How interesting facts and theories are discredited
- Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
- Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
- He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
- Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
- What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
- My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
- Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- An Andarian Lab Technician Has Made a Mistake
- human wisdom sure has its moments
- Know your pets
- who has the demon?
- ______ is considered a potential weapon because of its threatening nature and quick deployment and therefore has been made illegal
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- We're on our way to being GODS!
- Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
- i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
- a failure as human beings
- Time Has Come Today
- Being involved in some way with Pauly Shore
- the time has come
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
- Once every thousand years a little bird comes to this rock to sharpen its beak
- Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus
- Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
- What in the world has come over me
- The Giant Panda's Time has Come
- Something Wicker This Way Comes
- Something Wicked This Way Comes
- Tomorrow will come. Yesterday has gone. The Now is here.
- The Cow Who Wouldn't Come Down
- The days of wonder have come at last
- Don't come back, don't call. Think of another way.
- Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
- Where the water for the flood could have come from
- Sorry for the inconvenience, but the beta has come to an end.
- all who come to me with this map are lost
- In this moment, when everything has come apart...
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
- painting stars that have not come to be
- It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer.
- Every Which Way but Loose
- I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
- Those stupid ad execs who make every price end in 99
- Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
- every cloud has a silver lining
- What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
- Every single ancestor of yours for five hundred million years has successfully mated.
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- every tragedy is a beauty that has passed
- On Being the one who goes away
- Stoned music memories
- Disappear in every way
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- 240 human years are experienced every second on earth
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- The goal of every human in the world
- every desert (has) an oasis
- every noder was once a normal human
- You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
- Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
- There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
- Experience has made me bitter
- By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
- To One who has been Long in City Pent
- every secret thing was made by some one
- Who Has Seen the Wind?
- Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
- Articles every Everything must have
- every statement has a context
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