Findings:

• You're the only one who doesn't know
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• So you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• So, you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• But who codes the coders?
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• No One Knows Who I Am
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• and but so
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• You know you're from Prince Edward Island if...
• To those who know who they are
• You so truly know your inner plankton, it is a revelation
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• Because everything is teetering nobody notices. But whenever something falls everybody knows.
• no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• There is poetry in my soul, but I keep it on a short leash
• Love, it's who you know.
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• If you're happy and you know it click this node
• Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
• I want you to know who I am beyond my name
• On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog-rose
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• if i keep moving they won't know
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• In a room of jesters, a lone monk is obviously a buzzkill. But in a room of monks, it's a lone jester who's a buzzkill.
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• You know, life isn't so bad
• You know you're in the SCA when
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I am so sorry and you will never know
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• who knows (user)
• How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
• 50 Things You're Not Supposed to Know
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• You Know Who (user)
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• I know I am but summer to your heart,
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• A new broom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows every corner
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• The dead eat it always, but the living who eat it die slowly
• funny fat guy who dies
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Why does taking a programming class in a language you already know suck so much?
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• I Know an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• Helping people cheat
• The friend who knows a lot about computers
• Things to know if you're marrying a Catholic
• If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
• Sexist jokes
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• One who knows does not speak
• You Know You're Right
• Wisest is he who knows he does not know
• never know who told it best
• let me know who you are now.
• Who Knows One?
• I know you are, but what am I?
• I know a girl who develops crime scene photos
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• She's waiting to tell you if you're ready to know.
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• a woman who knows nothing
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• i know you are but what am i
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• beautiful & sad but i know you already
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• I wouldn't hurt a fly, but you're not a fly
• The Princess Who Kicked Butt
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• But who nodes the noders?
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• like you're blind but still can see
• So runs my dream; but what am I?
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• It hasn't been so long, but
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I got your back but you're best to watch your front
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• So funny you will piss yourself laughing
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• Insulting softlinks
• Out of practice but my heart hurts so
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• Does it keep you company or remind you you're alone?
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• You know you're a geek when...
• who knows what dreaminess lurks in the cheek pouches of hamsters
• To the drive who keeps taking me
• To the man who keeps happening to me
• (What's So Funny 'Bout) Peace Love And Understanding
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how

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