Findings:

• I look better when I am wet
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• sometimes i go outside and stand in the sun and look up at the sky and pretend i'm a tree
• I'm a bad bitch and you better believe it
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• wet look leggings
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• I'm gonna miss this light when it's gone. I'm gonna miss this darkness too.
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• Women want me when I'm taken
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I walk around when I'm high
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
• When I look at you sideways
• There was a time when I was a better person
• When I look at him I could eat a thousand tomato sandwiches
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I know more when I'm alone
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• radios work better when closer to her skin
• i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• The truth and who I am when I look at it
• When I'm at my computer.
• i feel alive when i'm close to the madness
• I'm always breathless when you call
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• if you fear spells, look away when she decides to share her hair with the wind.
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• Slippery When Wet
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• What do you see when you look up?
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
• better
• Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
• Better Living Through Chemistry
• Better Than Ezra
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• better, faster, cheaper
• Music was better in the old days
• Bigger, Better, Faster, More!
• Better luck next time
• better half
• Nobody Does It Better
• females are better than males
• Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
• Much better than a piss test
• Better Dead Than Red
• Treatment of corporations
• The book is better than the movie
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• Everything's better with vocoders!
• A better place
• 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
• It's better to have loved and lost
• An easy way to make not-so-good food much better
• Ideas are better than apples
• Why chocolate is better than sex
• CD vs. vinyl
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
• Better in the original
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• It doesn't get any better than this
• Better Living Through Circuitry
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• I like the curves far better
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• Robert Frost deserves better
• Music that sounds better backward than forward
• Is Deodorant Better than Antiperspirant?
• Typing in all caps works better
• A moral system based on more and better sex
• Better Man
• Exhaustion is better than drugs
• Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
• Bugger this: I want a better world
• Oh, Better Far to Live and Die
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• six steps to better software
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Are we better than everything else?
• A better life through lying
• Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
• This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
• Some Days are Better than Others
• 'Tis better to die as a lion than to live 1000 years as a dog
• A better door
• all other times are better than 6 am
• Better Business Bureau
• all better
• I saw a queue and thought, "I'd better join it"
• What Everything does better than anything else
• Smurfs are the key to a better world
• Not everything is better spoken aloud
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• Better the devil you know
• Original better than the sequel
• Something Even Better
• How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
• There's no better mirror than a child
• You had better...!!!
• Nothing's better than rocking out
• Is a crush better than a relationship?
• Making a Better Plastic Cup
• My Bitch Better Have My Money
• Better safe than sorry
• Tourist children's souls taste better
• If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
• Wish for Something Better
• Is it better to run or walk in the rain?
• Worse is better
• You left me, a 36,000 lb truck fish-tailing in the mud. This is not heartbreak. This is better.
• Shoujo advocacy through better consumerism
• Beer Drinkers Make Better Lovers
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• It's better to burn out than to fade away
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• It is better to be thought a fool
• Better solutions for surname descent
• Better Than Sex: Confessions of a Political Junkie
• Circular chips are better than triangular chips
• Two heads are better than one
• Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
• It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness
• The king of somnambulists demands more and better moons
• Second city is better theory
• Better Than Garbo
• The next life will be better
• Half a loaf is better than none
• Jiffy Pop, for better or for worse?
• Rebeca Martinez
• Getting Better
• What can be better than that?
• had better
• Better Days
• better late than never
• There were times better than this
• E2 can only get better (e2poll)
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• Better things to do? (e2poll)

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