Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I love that you tell me I'm beautiful even when I'm wearing grunge clothes because it's laundry day and neither of us want to fold"

• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Women want me when I'm taken
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I'm not in love, set me free
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• I'm gonna miss this light when it's gone. I'm gonna miss this darkness too.
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• Tell me of the nature of love
• I walk around when I'm high
• O tell me the truth about love
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• Remember I'm awful, in love with you
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I'm always breathless when you call
• My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
• Friday, I'm in love
• I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
• I love you, even when I am heartless
• i feel alive when i'm close to the madness
• click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
• i can feel your ghost when i'm alone
• I'm swimming in sarcasm sea, your semantics have no effect on me
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• "I'm sure your song is beautiful," she laughed
• I'm falling in love with you
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Pity me not because the light of day
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• I'm in love: A reflection on life
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• I'm In Love With Massachusetts ( ... drive on by ... ) (document)
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Break me. I'm elated.
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I'm Just Me (user)
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• why do we fall in love so easy, even when it's not right?
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Tell the Center I'm Sorry
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
• I'm not old enough to love you
• somebody please tell this machine I'm not a machine
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• Kiss me, you are beautiful. These are truly the last days.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I'm Not In Love
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• When I'm at my computer.
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• i'm in love with my own sins
• and i'm shaking like a leaf, and they call me under
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• Tell me again why it is that I love
• I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
• It Was a Beautiful Day When Aunt Norma Died
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm in Love with a Girl Named Spike
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
• I know more when I'm alone
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• Because I'm an adult
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Being a dickhead
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• im wearing a bandana (user)
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• I'm not like you. I'm loved.
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• when even the plants have abandoned me

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