Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I love the way you take away my laptop and straddle me so that I'll pay attention to you for awhile"

• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• Love me the way that I love you
• take me away
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• With your feet in two separate boats, I'll push you away so you won't fall in
• Keep a room somewhere for me, I'll find it on my way back.
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• Calgon, take me away
• feline allergies
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• How long does it take to fall in love?
• Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
• I Love You ... I'll Kill You
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
• If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
• Tell me of the nature of love
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• I'll take honest brutality over the sweetest lies anyday!
• love vs. my attention span
• Look inside girl, let the sound take you away
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain
• Know me better, and love me better
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• Give me an hour and I'll give you your dreams
• So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
• Grief is the price we pay for love
• You say you love; but with a voice
• She Loves Me
• Jesus loves me, right?
• Perhaps I should take this as a lesson and end all loves with a Smith & Wesson.
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• Love Me Tender
• Why I love Pascal so much
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• Far and further away. This is the only way I still want you.
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• One toot on this whistle will take you to a far away land!
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• At Midnight I'll Take Your Soul
• Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
• I thought you loved me
• Do you think you could love me now?
• Marry me and I'll buy you a new computer
• Why must you live so far away?
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• Is to Leave All, and Take the Thread of Love
• She loved me for my maths
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• Love Me or Leave Me
• Don't Say You Love Me
• ME IN LOVE (user)
• Love me for calling you stupid: a thought for activists
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• They love me in San Francisco
• The Way I Love You
• I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
• If you really loved me
• take the sun away
• So close yet so far away
• All that you can take with you is that which you give away.
• The best way to cure a broken heart is to give the pieces away
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Cryptic, but I'll take it
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• I'll take my half whole
• away from me
• I'll take that as a compliment
• As long as there's no price on love, I'll stay
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• love me
• i thank you for the love and in a moment i'll be gone
• inside my heart where the weeds take root now I'll set you free
• Can't Buy Me Love
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• I'll take you home
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• If No One Will Love Me
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• Mama, Do You Love Me?
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• She loves me, she loves me not
• I love the smell of Yum Cha in the morning (Spring 01 Sydney noder meet) Malarkey? or Effective Way?
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• Tell me again why it is that I love
• I Can't Make You Love Me
• PINCH ~Love Me Deeper~
• Loves me like a bottle
• Love letters to those along the way
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• And so, we made sweet love with the weather
• Show Me Love
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• sky loves me (user)
• let me love you (user)
• O tell me the truth about love
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
• Give Me A Home and Away
• Dance Me to the End of Love
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• It is the uncertainty of life-threatening moments that I so dread, and so love
• Spare Me a Little of Your Love
• She said she loved me
• You know our love will not fade away
• Take Away Scissors
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• and sometimes you take things away.
• if you knew how much I love you, you would run away
• I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
• You're so come here go away
• Please don't take my sunshine away.
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• So her hat does not blow away
• O Come and Mourn with Me Awhile
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• I'll Take Manhattan
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• stop adoring from so far away
• I'll become what you became to me
• I'll Take You Home Again, Kathleen
• I'll take the red pill
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• may my truths take flight, and my lies be burnt away
• I'll take the...blue...No! Red! The Red Pill! (A short Notice New York Movie Binge and Noder Meet)
• Faraway, So Close!
• I'll buy you Mountain Dew if you realize I love you.
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• How to love someone who is mentally ill
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• Away to me
• I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
• Give me a minute, I'll change your mind.
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• I'll take care of him, Boss
• until someone loves you, i'll keep you safe
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• The Spy Who Loved Me
• Heave Away, Me Johnnies
• Waiting for the tear gas in my room to fade away so i can sleep
• She pulled the "I love you" on me
• Pity Me, My Love
• Let Me Sing Your Blues Away
• I'm not in love, set me free
• Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
• He loves me, he loves me not
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Thursday is so far away
• Nobody Loves Me
• Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
• Our love sustains me far beyond the gold horizon
• Cheap brandy makes me love you and vomit
• Love forgive me if I wish you grief
• Hold me closer and say you love me
• Jesus Loves Me
• What it's like to be in love
• My way of showing love was consumption
• So the Wind Won't Blow It All Away

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