Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I refuse to accept the patronizing reassurances that everything will be fine."

• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• Boys will be boys
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• I will always be weird inside
• It will be good when I am leader
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• Authors who refuse to be photographed
• The television will not be revolutionized
• Everything will be alright
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• There will be no more stories to read
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• I fear I will be nothing
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• Should you choose to accept this WILL...
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• Carl Everett
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• There will be time
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• The revolution will not be webcast
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• You will be assimilated
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• The revolution will not be televised
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• eventually today will be bittersweet too
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
• I will be your young sinner
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• the world will be remade in our image
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• OBAFGKM
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• I will be in my trailer!
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• There will never be another you
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• If it be your will
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• What life after death will really be like
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• I will be light
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• The man who refused to be King
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• Someday, I will be strong
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• This love will be your downfall.
• You never think it will be the ducks
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• Squids will be Squids
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• It will never be just you
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Will I cease to be
• node that will be my legacy
• It feels so fine to be a fish today
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• Who Will Be There
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• A whimper would be fine
• The end will be a sellout
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• It's going to be fine
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• all the cute guys will be there
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• Marks which will never be broken
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• A fine time to be in the Army
• I refuse to be "deciphered"
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• The Revolution will be televised
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• The next life will be better
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• My RPG will be a work of art
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• I will always be in the details
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Even the dead will not be safe
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Will I be given that chance?
• there will be a last
• There Will Be Blood
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• They will not be named!
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead

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