Findings:
- This is the last talk. Do you want to sit together quietly for a while? All right, sirs, sit quietly for a while.
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
- Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- It could be the last time you see me alive
- Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
- sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
- It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- I just want to be friends
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
- Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
- I Should Be Allowed To Think
- Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
- Last Chance to See
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- Just to see what it would be like
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- they does not know what it might be to live without them
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
- Be the monstrous wave of despair and destruction you want to see in the world
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
- What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
- It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- Be the change you want to see in the world
- What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- The second chance you give could be your last
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- Information wants to be free
- You might be a Mormon
- You have to be in hell to see heaven
- Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
- We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
- Trying to be friends
- You might be a Michigander
- Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
- I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
- Want to be a werewolf
- eternity would be boring
- I am blind when I want to be
- Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- Should I be happy?
- I never thought it would be like this
- the last shall be first and the first shall be last
- Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
- My mother is convinced I want to be a nudist
- We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
- So you want to be a DJ?
- Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
- Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
- how to be a friend
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- I Just Want You To Be Happy
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- Life should be held in much higher regard
- Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
- Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
- The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
- The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
- So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- No threat should be taken lightly
- Chalant should be a word!
- I Want to be a Hulkamaniac
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- Why potheads should be eliminated
- Automobile tire pressure
- Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
- I should be running in the sunshine
- So You Want to Be a Wizard
- 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
- car fog lamps should be coin-operated
- Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
- Things every child should be taught
- Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
- The Filesystem That Would Be King
- What I want to be when I grow up
- Daylight Savings Time should be ended
- Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
- Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
- What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
- Laundry should be free
- All hardware should be emulated in software
- I want to be a pirate when I grow up
- Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond; it may be your last
- What the American people want politics to be
- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
- Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
- AI should be our top priority.
- A whimper would be fine
- Goops and How to be Them
- The Ten Commandments revised
- I want it to be more like the things I write
- That I Would Be Good
- Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- So you want to be a star?
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
- The best kind of bartender
- Nicotine might not be the most harmful ingredient of tobacco
- He didn't want to be Gary anymore
- I Want to Be Inside You
- I Might Be Wrong
- Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
- Sometimes I want to be an object of desire
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
- That would be me
- Where would America be without Canada?
- I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- Who wants to be a high school graduate?
- Farmers' Market
- The Man Who Would Be King
- You must be hittin' them eggs and grits, girl
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- Will I be given that chance?
- Music need not be popular to be good
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- stupidity should be painful
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- So you want to be a waitress
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- I don't want to be alone
- I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
- Food should not be luminous
- lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- Love should not be routine habitual bliss
- Mind without body
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
- Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- Want to be a lawyer?
- Information wants to be deleted
- Things to consider if you might be talking to an alien
- I want to be a cog
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- Information doesn't want to be anything
- Should anyone be allowed to vote?
- Names that should never be given to important files
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
- What is and what should never be
- Don't want to be lonely no more
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- People in prison should be treated like animals
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Should high school be mandatory?
- Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
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