Findings:

• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• The best thing ever
• that hour we lost was the one I was going to use to get my life together
• Still though the One I Sing
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• Was it ever there?
• Each one was the scene where you hold your breath
• Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• Back when our blood was still warm
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• I think I was a pterodactyl and you were the tiniest rodent
• The best teacher I ever had
• I Think I was Born in the wrong Hemisphere
• A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world
• when was the last time you experienced something you didn't think was possible?
• Several thousand years later and the angel was still as boring as sin
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• The Ten Best Metal Lyrics Ever
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• like nothing ever was
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• I was one of those girls
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• The one thing Superman was bad at
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• One Night I Think
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• It is still hard to think about you without resorting to riddles and pointless pondering
• Back when grunge was still cool
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• I don't think the sun was up
• It's nice to think of you, once in a while, still smiling.
• Best Math Books Ever Written
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• All you ever did was let it happen
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
• Farewell to one of our own, one of our best (document)
• What to do if your friends think you are an agent of the Old Ones
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• The best line I ever used
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• One big happy random assortment of truckstop trinkets
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• There was no one waiting for me...
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• And Every One Was a Henry: A Magnificent Maryland Renaissance Oktoberfest E2 Throwdown!
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• The one I will still call yours
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• Trompe
• Still the best 15 minutes of your day
• Are you still in touch with the one you lost your virginity to?
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• If it was still then-
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• The Best Feeling Ever
• Parking warning
• did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• i think it was (user)
• every secret thing was made by some one
• the best Christmas present ever
• the best friends are the ones we'll meet tomorrow
• Best Week Ever
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• The best magic trick you've ever seen
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• Same as it Ever Was
• Everyone Thinks the Best about Their Own Children
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• i keep thinking that this rain could last forever and i don't think it could ever stop
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• The best comeback ever
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• An Impassioned Case for Why Predator is One of the Greatest Films Ever Made
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• The best formation pilot I ever saw
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• Best Death Ever
• if you still read my nodes, Mike, this one's for you
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• I remember, there was one
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• the best damned story ever written
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• Oh. I was wrong. She's the one. Goodbye.
• Think not of it, sweet one, so
• I was the center of gravity of Chicago for one beautiful Saturday
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• Jesus Was a One Beer Queer
• the Abayudaya sang, no one was hungry and herds of buffalo roamed the plains
• One hour there was sunlight
• Everyone still remembers that time you threw up in grade one
• Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
• A pocket-sized device with a single button that says, "Everything as it was one minute ago".
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• You ever have one of those days where you go, "Well. This might as well happen."
• Best smoke I've ever had
• Your smile was embarrassed. Your fingers were dew-covered. I am still smiling.
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• I still can't think of anything about Fight Club that changed my life
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• Besides the part where she was the only one
• one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
• Some of our best friends are three minutes long
• Milwaukee's Best
• The best kind of tree
• Revenge is a dish best served cold
• the best look of lipstick
• Best Seller List
• Best War on Drugs commercials
• Best Bit EP
• Best of All Possible Worlds
• The best Linux distribution
• You wanting me to be well was not enough for me to want to be well
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• I did my best and failed abysmally
• laughter is the best medicine
• Why Starbucks Isn't Seattle's Best Coffee
• Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend
• I do my best to avoid Sleep's sticky tendrils
• Live Era '87-'93
• Amateurs make the best techno
• the best teachers assume nothing
• The best lunch you can make in 5 minutes

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