Findings:

• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• Look now. We won't be able to see this again.
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• in a world where the bar keeps seeming to be lower, where stupidity has got a foothold, there is room for excellence and uncompromising vision
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• I wouldn't be here if my judgement wasn't clouded
• As of now you are no longer able to openly disagree with me
• Be a problematic duck over there
• I should be able to remember your face
• Spared the sight of what you wouldn't be the same if you had seen.
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• there will be a last
• Without users, this wouldn't be a problem
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• There Will Be Pieces of You
• will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• but the future is always tomorrow -- even now drowning in bytes
• How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
• I have never felt so lucky to be able to enjoy a musician in all my life
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• You've got to be kidding me
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• it would be in everybody’s best interest if there were more creative and critical thinkers analyzing the situation and broadcasting their observations
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• you won't be more gone than you are now
• A mid-leap crisis will still be a crisis even if you manage to land on your feet.
• Peace be upon him
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• Wouldn't It Be Nice
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• Some things that fly there be
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• Be there or be square
• There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• There ought to be limits to freedom
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• Questions I wouldn't be afraid of
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• There Must Be Someone
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• In the spark of an enemy, there will be salvation
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• To Be There
• you had to be there
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• Now I, even I, would celebrate...
• As I Am Now So You Must Be
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• There will be time
• all the cute guys will be there
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Where's the kaboom?
• Who Will Be There
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• There need to be more powers
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• There are times when they seem to be right
• On the comet there will be much pie
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• If you lived here, you'd be home now
• There can be only one
• Even the dead will not be safe
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• There is some place I need to be
• There will never be another you
• You've Got to be Brain Damaged
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• There Will Be Blood
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• There will be no more stories to read
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• I wouldn't be.
• Let there be another next time
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• for now this is the best that can be done
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• I wouldn't be caught dead
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• Be Here Now

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