Findings:
- shake hands
- Of course I refused, afraid of what his hands might feel like
- Like the Back of My Hand
- We shook hands and pretended like it meant nothing
- How can I pour your wine while my hands shake so?
- The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands
- I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
- standing on my lawn, with the scissors in your hands, and you could come in where you'd like, to my paper house
- Hi, I masturbate. Shake my hand.
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- I am superimposing on life, tipping scales like fate's hands
- You grabbed my hand, and we fell into it. Like a daydream. Or a fever.
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- Sparkling like a star in his hand, melting like a snowflake
- Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
- The fire in the sky, the fire in your hand, the sad songs without bodies, surrounding us like ghosts
- Fold Your Hands Child, You Walk Like a Peasant
- The future like another country, and a ticket in my hand
- Dead Hand Writing
- hands free
- Holding hands in the dark
- bloody hands
- Mr. Hand
- Your hands do the work of 10,000 highly trained lesbian jumping beans
- Early, before our hands knew what to do
- Your voice, my hands
- The Hands
- Which hand is the penny in?
- Handed
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- Manos: the Hands of Fate
- Hand of Glory
- right hand rule
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- hand to mouth
- I once clutched death in my hands
- Making a flame appear from your hand
- push hands
- hand counts
- biting my hand
- alien hand syndrome
- Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
- Hands
- by hand
- hand in hand
- On the gripping hand
- The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
- From my cold dead hands
- Hands Up!
- Why Vampire Hunter D's hand ruins the entire movie
- PC Hands
- answer: clock hands
- Items On Hand
- Hands Across America
- Die Hand Die Verletzt
- Push butt: Rub hands under arm
- Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
- Bite the hand that feeds you
- The Blue Hand
- Komm, Gib Mir Deine Hand
- I need to hold your hand. I'm getting numb.
- keep an eye on the horizon and a hand on your dagger
- the grain of my hand
- hand (user)
- Washing your hands in the restroom
- sit on your hands
- slow hand
- hand me downs
- Things to remember before raising your hand
- Hand
- Aloha, Mister Hand!
- Hands off, I'm special
- This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
- Look mom, no hands!
- lucky hand
- Bow hand
- Talk to the hand
- Hand of God
- at hand
- someone else's hand
- the problem at hand
- Whoever You Are Holding Me Now in Hand
- First in war, first in peace, first in the hands of the local police
- Hands on a Hard Body
- Sleight of Hand
- Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God
- All in Favor of "Gun Control" Raise Your Right Hand
- I would love to hold your hand.
- Ten inch knife through my hand - All for green onion pancakes
- If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
- Misunderstood hand signals
- No Hands Across America
- Israel Hands
- Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
- I want your hands on me
- Right Hand Man
- How to use a hand dryer
- heat, and your hands
- Measuring distances in astronomy
- hand clapping game
- I saw a shadow touch a shadow's hand
- How to catch a fish with your bare hands
- interossei - dorsal of hand
- "Deign at My Hands..."
- dead hand
- such small hands
- Bingo Hand Job
- My hands have lost their memory
- Her hands on my back; slipping into sleep
- How to display the second hand on a digital clock radio
- two in one hand
- We have eleven toes on each hand, and we walk softly
- a dream is just a hand picked delusion
- The hand you hold is the hand that holds you down
- gain the upper hand
- pull hand
- three in one hand
- Slow Hand (user)
- Second Hand Rose
- Dipping your hand into molten lead
- Dead Man's Hand
- interossei - palmar of hand
- hand job
- hands of stone
- Manos: Hands of Nate
- Laying On Hands
- invisible hand
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- Cool Hand Luke
- Bloody hand
- tips for not spilling hot tea on your hand
- Man Hand
- on the other hand
- What is the sound of one hand clapping?
- Go by hand
- eight on a hand
- Hand it to
- hand jive
- eight hands around
- Wash your hands
- Get your filthy hands off my desert
- YHBT. YHL. HAND.
- Understand my hands
- old chestnut: clock hands
- Bones of the hand
- left hand
- Red Right Hand
- hand cruft
- hands (user)
- Smearing your hand with Elmer's glue
- Cool! Now hand me the sandwich Luke.
- notes scribbled on hands
- Put Your Hand Here
- left hand trick
- She had eyes like the Blue Screen of Death
- All In Your Hands
- Helping Hands
- Making farting noises with your hands
- a baseball cap, a toy car and two hands
- You have far too much time on your hands
- What Think You I Take my Pen in Hand?
- talking hand
- If our genitalia were on our hands
- What if we had duels instead of wars?
- Involuntary raising hands trick
- Cleaning the scent of onions off your hands
- We kissed like we had never tasted lips
- A Show of Hands
- Take my hand, little naked buddy, while we sniff the magic number
- All Hands on the Bad One
- A Leaf for Hand in Hand
- air hand dryer
- This is the press of a bashful hand, this the float and odor of hair,
- Hand of Fatima
- ghosty hand
- The Black Hand
- Hand over hand
- one handed words
- right hand
- Washing hands in public bathrooms
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