Findings:
- The Ten Commandments revised
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- They knew what our pain would be.
- Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
- I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
- Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- The best kind of bartender
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- They Might Be Giants
- The Filesystem That Would Be King
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
- It Could Always Be Worse
- Just to see what it would be like
- Where would America be without Canada?
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- It could be the last time you see me alive
- eternity would be boring
- they does not know what it might be to live without them
- I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
- They will be lucky for you. Allah favors the compassionate.
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- I never thought it would be like this
- She could be a businesswoman
- Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
- That would be me
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- That I Would Be Good
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- They will not be named!
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- We could all be blind
- It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- The second chance you give could be your last
- If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- Mind without body
- Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
- We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
- The mountain could be home
- A whimper would be fine
- If I could be someone
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- You could be so delicious
- There could still be a reunion of The Band
- Nothing could be further from the truth
- WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
- We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- Things never were what they used to be
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- taters haster be peelt an' boilt fore they kin be masht an' et
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
- Life without music would be a mistake
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- Germany could not be appeased
- Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
- Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
- Human Consciousness could be Immortal
- what would it take to be serene again?
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- play dumb
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
- If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
- The Man Who Would Be King
- Automobile tire pressure
- What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
- Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
- Nothing could be close to quite like this
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- This would be easier if we did it backwards
- Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- There are times when they seem to be right
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- Our Band Could Be Your Life
- The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
- The kinds of friends that books could never be
- After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
- If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
- If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
- You could be the Willow, I could be the Wind.
- Could man be drunk for ever
- it would be hilarious if only
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- People of Earth: we could be heroes.
- They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- Your noise would not be missed here.
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
- nodeshells that could never be satisfactorily filled
- My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
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