Findings:
- Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
- I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
- Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
- You might as well kill yourself. You're already dead.
- Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
- Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
- I'd like a new lease on life, please.
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- Everything is going to start charging!
- You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
- The Matrix is going down for a reboot in 5 minutes: all users, please save your data and log out
- There is no weirdness like the weirdness of a novel written by a mathematician
- if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
- stop garage sales (or why Joe Lieberman doesn't like video games)
- Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
- Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
- How to Stop Worrying and Start Living
- Can you clean up you're grammar please?
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- Once you realize you're in charge of your own mood, you've only got yourself to blame.
- When I stop going there, I will be well.
- Stop acting like an asshole
- I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
- We're acting happy to stop ourselves from going insane.
- Yourself or Someone Like You
- Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
- like, stop stuttering
- How to lose yourself in a pocket novel
- like you're blind but still can see
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
- I start reading from the end, because beginnings are the most exciting part
- if you're afraid, that's where you should start
- That gum you like is going to come back in style
- The kind of day that makes you want to lock your bedroom door, start masturbating and never stop
- Teach Yourself Scheme: 7.1 Reading
- Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
- Forget you're an engineer - and enjoy yourself
- Where the hell do you think you're going today?
- Welcome to our Modern World, please find yourself a corner.
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
- If you're going to America, bring your own food
- Collision avoidance technique
- If you're going to masturbate, would you at least close the fucking door?
- If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair
- Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
- Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
- Never look like you're staring
- when your pet starts to feel like a person
- It's almost like you're real
- Theorems whose names sound like Robert Ludlum novel titles
- Walk like you're a sex goddess
- What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
- I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
- Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
- Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
- It started like this
- I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
- When are you going to stop running?
- You're like a brother to me
- What do you feel like reading next? (e2poll)
- You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
- i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
- Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
- It looks like you're writing an anarchist manifesto…
- Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
- e2 is like having a conversation with yourself
- if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
- If you're going to speak archaic English, use it correctly!
- Please Stop Asamothing. You Are Killing Something Beautiful.
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
- I miss you when you're away. Please go.
- Please stop annoying me
- Sex starts when you're standing up
- As soon as you're born you start dying
- Stop reading this and go do something constructive
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- attach yourself to small things, for the world is large and you must start somewhere
- Stop pontificating, start doing
- This is not a joke, so please stop smiling
- Could We Start Again, Please?
- You're going home in the back of an ambulance
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- Stop praying for someone to save you and save yourself
- Going off like a frog in a sock
- What to do if you're stopped by the police
- What I learned from reading 13 Ace Double novels.
- swilling champagne like it's going out of fashion
- How to treat the dog you're going to kill
- going Dutch
- Going against the grain
- What's it going to be then, eh?
- going crazy
- Going, going, gone
- Are you going to prom?
- To His Mistress Going to Bed
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- I was going to marry Marty
- going forward
- The Going
- this is how i'm going to die.
- Where's Everything going?
- humanity is continuously going through unprecedented changes
- going to the dogs
- I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
- When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
- Going through the motions
- this is it, we're going to die
- This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
- Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
- this is going to hurt a little
- the going rate
- Going by the script when talking to people
- Today I am going to learn to fly
- Where is Harrison Ford's movie career going?
- It's all going to fall apart isn't it?
- Going Gold
- I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
- Going Underground
- going meta
- The styrofoam packing peanuts are going to eat me!
- Bye, bye, poop! Thanks for going in the toilet!
- strap yourself into the cornbread transformation matrix
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- You were never going to become more than this to me
- Going drag
- To Lucasta, on Going to the Wars
- You're going the wrong way!
- There's an interesting conversation going on in my speaker.
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- An easy way to get out of going to church
- Thumbs Up going down
- The trumpet sounds within in-a my soul, I ain't going to stay here
- Going With Two Dating Friends To A Movie
- The Institute for Going A Bit Red In Helsinki
- Going East
- Good Thing Going
- When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
- Going to spend a penny
- I Am Slowly Going Crazy
- I'm Going Crazy
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- Sobering up before going to bed
- Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
- Going Public
- Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
- A howl that's only going to fly up into the sky and disappear
- The shadow is going away. You can breathe again. The past is closed.
- Going on a Picnic
- Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
- Going for the sex and the drugs, the rock 'n' roll is a bonus: An E2 Glastonbury Gathering
- Everything is Going According to Plan (Vse Idet Po Planu)
- Going home
- Going for the One
- I'm going to the moon
- The joy of going to war
- TGoP: Of Roon, the God of Going
- I'm Going Straight to Heaven
- Going For A Song
- Guidelines for Exchange Students Going to Hong Kong
- Going Amazonian
- Going to a ska show
- The "WE'RE GOING DOWN THE PUB!" Anglo-Swiss Post-nuptial London Meetup
- What's it going to take to get Star Wars?
- Ways of going out in cricket
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- We're Going On A Bear Hunt
- if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
- We're Going On A Bug Hunt
- You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
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