Findings:

• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• They had left, but her mascara kept running
• Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• No place I'd rather be
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Bride
• I'd just as soon be a ghost
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• That's what I want to be too, frankly
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• she had already found her party
• My girlfriend and her pillow
• Spared the sight of what you wouldn't be the same if you had seen.
• It's okay. I thought I knew her too.
• Someone outlined against the sky, the sun too bright to see her face
• She Had to Be Sure
• Too good to be true
• You're too good to be human
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• Nothing is too wonderful to be true
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• Wanting only to be the honeysuckle to her butterfly
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• you had to be there
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• too much anthropomorphizing can be dangerous
• Her lack of response opened a gate through which my mind started to wander, into a wilderness where the shadows all had teeth...
• Her heart's too real to not have its own beat
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• You're too young to be so old
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• Some moments seem too perfect to be real
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• Too Shy to be Pretty
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• Too young to be nostalgic, too old to be naive
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• The node that tried too hard to be loved
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• Be Careful What You Study Too Closely
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• She was too beautiful to be human
• I met her today, the girl I used to be
• Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
• eventually today will be bittersweet too
• i try to end with a question. i try not to be too serious.
• If God had a cunt you'd be God
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• I want to be sexy too!
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• I'd rather be lost than be where you call home
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• I have what I believe to be a photo of Olympia Dukakis in her underwear in 1977
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• I've fucking HAD IT with you, you piece of shit!
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
• A girl I know had her jaw wired shut, and she vomited.
• When the rescue plane landed, I realized we had resorted to cannibalism too soon.
• Her Body Had Knots and Hollows
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• The Things She Could Forget, If I'd Forget Them Too
• I'd like some dreams too
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Be
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• so be it
• Films are way too expensive in current year
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• I wanna be your dog
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• To be or not to be
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Be Mine
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• What the American people want politics to be
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be
• Be Operating System
• well, I'll be jiggered
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• i've lost the ability to be truly bored
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• it'll be on the test
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Trying desperately to be cool
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• No one can be totally logical
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences

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