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• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
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• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• A by the book technical support call
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• a dozen books I should have read you
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• Completely implausible circumstances, even by comic book standards
• since then it's been a book you read in reverse
• Do not call up any that you can not put down.
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• Don't judge a book by its lover
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• I'm swimming in sarcasm sea, your semantics have no effect on me
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• read a book to kindergarteners
• Book most owned by American libraries with the word "fuck" in the title
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• read a book, you sexy orphan
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• by any means necessary
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Dear Doctor, I have Read your Play
• Books to read before you give up on sci-fi
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Movies that should have been books first
• If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
• I'm not drinking any more
• Books Hazelnut Read Because You Should Also (category)
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• The difference between "call by reference" and "call by value return"
• Judge a book by its cover
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• J. keeps saying, You understand. I keep thinking, I have found you.
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• I don't need to read, I'm a writer
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
• She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
• Reasons to read books
• You can win any argument on the internet by being stupid enough
• don't judge a book by its movie
• The Book I Haven't Read
• The Book of Going Forth by Day
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• Los Angeles Times Book Prize for Current Interest
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"
• Books you haven't read in a while, but intend to read again
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• call by call
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• call by result
• I'm In Love With Massachusetts ( ... drive on by ... ) (document)
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• and i'm shaking like a leaf, and they call me under
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• Eat any good books lately?
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I feel an almost overwhelming interest in the methods of daylight abduction employed by the modern youth
• I have given up other interests to help you. It will be a pleasure to know that my labour has not been in vain.
• I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
• A Tyler By Any Other Name
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• I'm going to have to science the shit out of this.
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• When I Read the Book
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• I'd rather read a book
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• A Jared by any other name
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• For a Book by Thomas Hardy
• Judging women by their books
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• Writers Read Books the way Architects Look at Buildings
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• each book has us creating a fresh work as we read it into being
• British Book Award for Best Read of the Year
• You and I and half the book's audience also have penises
• Books to read in the bath: Avoid waterdamage at all costs
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• Music for a French Elevator and Other Short Format Oddities by The Books
• Books to read before you give up on crime fiction
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• read this book
• Books to read before you give up on fantasy
• "The books with the simpler titles are usually harder to read"
• If at all possible read this book with your eyes shut.
• You don't have any real problems
• I have a book!
• Call by reference
• Call now, operators are standing by.
• we read from the book as it is written
• Call by value
• Call by name
• Call by value return
• Books I have bought for next year
• Books Glowing Fish Read in 2010 (category)
• Kafka's "The Judgment" as read by Deleuze and Guattari
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Call by need
• Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• Read by the author
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• because I have given up any care
• Books GhettoAardvark Should Read (category)
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• I'm always breathless when you call
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• i'm here to create peace and understanding BY FORCE IF NECESSARY
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• I must have called a thousand times
• How to write fantasy that will absolutely slay the editors
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• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• The longest multi-word palindrome in any language
• The longest multi-word palindrome in any language: 2
• Win any argument with a rational person (not recommended)
• Any minute now, you will go blind
• How to learn any skateboarding trick
• I climbed the stairs behind him, without any reason to follow
• Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?

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