Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "In here I have twenty scouts. I want to measure your respiration when they gangbang you."

• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• People want what they cannot have
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• You, standing
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• They have bears in Italy
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• They call it Autumn here, a Christchurch mini-nodermeet
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• He's been places they have not.
• They could have saved Kevin
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• Why I want to have children
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• When living we have need of Death
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• There are times when they seem to be right
• Eye contact at a distance
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
• To Here Knows When
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• Live Era '87-'93
• They want me for a focus group!
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• They Don't Want Me
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• It's hard to find a cure for a brain disease when you have a brain disease
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Stoned music memories
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• They must have faces
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• I want to have dinner with Shakespeare
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• when all the white horses have broken free
• They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
• When I have female children
• the circles here have corners
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• You were here when I fell asleep
• Forget women - here's what men want
• Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• We don't want YOUR kind here!
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• the rock here is strange. it moves when i am not looking.
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• I want them to go out as unseen as they came
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• When you kill people they die
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• I have to admit, I always wanted to be a necromancer
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Have you come here to play Jesus?
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• They Have a Word for It
• Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• You stole what they would have given you
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• I want to have your abortion
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• Here We Have Idaho
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• I want to have known
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• They have taken enough
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• They have no bones.
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• They didn't have the heart
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• if you want to get rid of her, you have to stop feeding her
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• Things to do when technology gets here
• Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship

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