Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "In my dream, I remember saying this specifically because it would make my friend Ami laugh when I told her about it."

• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• She told me she remembers three things about me
• Because that would make sense
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• Dream Log: I don't remember
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Life is not so much about saying hello as it is about saying goodbye
• For when you and your shiftless friends are confused again
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• i like it when we talk about the deep stuff
• When Will You Die for the Last Time in My Dreams?
• How to Make Friends and Influence People
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
• Her smile, thinking about you
• What dogs dream about
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• What caterpillars dream about during metamorphosis
• It must be morning when she dreams.
• Remember your Dreams
• For when you and your shiftless friends finally go home
• How to make friends, from a friend.
• Beaky Makes a Friend
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
• You think about Everything when wrecking your car
• Things I told my teenaged daughters about boys
• maybe it's the writing about it that makes it great
• Don't tell me about her
• all day I dream about sex
• Lincoln advises a friend who is nervous about marriage, January 30, 1842
• thinking about the brain surgery of your psychoanalyst, whose name is john, will make you crazy in a new way
• A dream about a falling angel
• Stuff I Remember About Dad
• Among the fields and small houses lies a boy I can only dream about
• Laugh maniacally, because I can't bear to see you cry
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• Lab rats dream about the mazes they run
• When does a dream become public domain?
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• Sleep to Dream Her
• TV 'Friends' make for good friends
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• For when you and your shiftless friends are temporarily amused
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• Random acts of violence are great ways to make friends
• For when you and your shiftless friends are wasting your time on chat
• A dream not remembered
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• Sorry about my friend
• Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
• dreams, and a conversation about whales
• I dreamed about you for 29 years before I met you
• maybe it's the writing about something that makes it great
• When is it OK to node about noding?
• A poem about my tragic friend
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• what we talk about when we talk about Punk
• i dream about you every night
• i dream about the ones who are gone
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
• people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• He always dreamed about subjects such as the very nature of the soul
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• What would you sacrifice a dream for?
• She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
• Innocent When You Dream
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• I dream of a language whose words, like fists, would fracture jaws
• Her dreams involve a backstroke and a full moon
• The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
• this hunger in me, it never ends. I feed it every night when I dream
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• Dream to make believe
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• For when you and your shiftless friends go shopping
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• when music is your quest, then both sound and silence are your friends
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Brainy people make the best friends
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
• When impressing friends with food
• Ozma and Her Friends
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
• About gradual producing of the thoughts when talking
• Nice Legs, Shame About Her Face
• I used to dream about becoming a rock star
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• Make no bones about it
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• Thinking about seitan makes miso horny
• How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• thinking about her
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
• Ducks can swim. What about her pearls?
• When you think about smoking
• This whole business about saying hello and saying goodbye is tiresome.
• It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• Last night I dreamed about television. I woke up crying.
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• This is going to waste your time because its about Martin
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• always remember this about the rules you have learned
• About the things you could not show her
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• When I heard about the funeral I said "Why?"
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• When to talk about religion
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• if dreams are like movies then memories are films about ghosts
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• i had a dream about the future
• You cherish this box because it once held your dreams
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• I shiver because I think you make my bones glow.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• She thought about giving him her heart
• I dream that I walk with her
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• When Poets Dreamed of Angels
• I dreamed of her pulse long before I took it from her
• I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• Dreams become stronger when desire sits at the edge of your bed
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• 5 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Literally Make You Go Insane (Because They Blew Your Mind)
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• Things I learned about myself this week that I want to remember

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