Findings:
- babies being born without brains
- Being born gay
- crack baby
- a voice like pebbles being shoved through a harmonica
- Being Asian is rather like having large breasts
- Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
- He not busy being born is busy dying
- Unusually Large Baby Born
- The Business of Being Born
- One problem with being born really soon after Christmas
- A conversation with old country guys is like being a chicken dentist
- These aren't the sorts of people you are supposed to like
- The Trouble with Being Born
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
- Why poems are like babies...
- Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
- A baby's eyes attract attention like television
- Passing the baby around like a peace pipe
- I feel like I'm being watched
- I remember books being like air and food and water to me
- a lot like the appeal of being electrocuted
- The Internet is like crack, only worse
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- The ceiling seems like it's tired of being our tripmeter.
- How to smoke crack like a pro
- Being born in Searle's Chinese room
- I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
- How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
- born baby blue, tonight she is burning red
- tiny alien ideas sprout in his brain, like baby incisors erupting from his testicles
- Achtung Baby
- The dingo's got my baby!
- Ice Ice Baby
- baby
- baby food
- Beanie Baby
- baby jars
- hasta la vista, baby
- Love to Love You Baby
- Tar baby
- thinking for two and the baby on the way
- The soft spot in babies' heads
- Baby oil
- Muppet Babies
- Electric Spanking of War Babies
- Too Much Light Makes The Baby Go Blind
- Little Baby Nothing
- Baby farmer
- Baby farming
- Baby jumper
- Baby Bear
- Baby Ruth
- The Baby Boomers are getting older
- Moebius Baby
- The dancing baby
- Coney Island Baby
- Tinker the baby T-Rex
- Eating Babies for Fun and Profit
- Baby, Baby, Baby
- Dead baby jokes
- Sugar Babies
- It's All Over Now, Baby Blue
- We're trying to have a baby
- Hello! Ma Baby
- Storks and Babies
- Baby Bells
- Clean up after the Baby Boomers
- Hard-code me, baby!
- Hey, baby, wanna do some tea?
- Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
- Hush A Bye Baby
- Hush Little Baby
- burning baby goat god
- seal clubbing
- Rosemary's Baby
- baby blue
- Cosmic Baby
- having a baby
- How long do babies sleep?
- Baby Jesus
- Zen Baby (user)
- Witch Baby
- baby aspirin
- Baby Doll
- The Gerber Baby
- Baby Huey
- The baby in Chairman Mao's arms
- Baby Spice
- baby, maybe
- send() and recv()
- Nuke the unborn gay baby whales for Jesus
- Kobolds Ate My Baby!
- Baby XP
- Crazy Baby
- Where do babies come from?
- The problem with babies these days
- Baby's First Flamethrower
- Baby on Board
- Teenage bride with a baby inside, getting high on information
- baby powder
- Jean-Claude "Baby Doc" Duvalier
- Baby Jake (user)
- How to win the gold and make a baby cry
- How to win the gold and prevent a baby from crying
- Staring down babies
- Baby Igor's Song
- Tormenting babies
- Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater
- When you were my baby
- Pretty Baby
- Baby Snakes
- my baby sleeps on her head
- some sort of electric light, i'm not really sure
- Baby Baby (user)
- Baby Universe
- Rock-a-bye Baby
- Baby Eagle
- Baby wipes
- baby girl (user)
- Big Little Baby
- Miss Lucy Had a Baby
- Could a baby eat another baby?
- My stuff is everything and baby can't touch my stuff
- Lick My Decals Off, Baby
- magic baby alligator
- How babies get around
- baby momma
- The ghost in "Three Men and a Baby"
- Baby Face
- Lost baby dreams
- Blind me with your 1000-watt smile, baby
- baby duck syndrome
- Jemmie baby (user)
- Premature infant
- Baby Be-Bop
- Baby Herman
- Shaken Baby Syndrome
- She's Your Baby
- Why you never see baby pigeons
- For sale. Baby shoes. Never worn.
- Dutch Baby
- Baby V.O.X.
- Baby Guinness
- Down Down Baby
- Microwaving Babies
- What's the use of a newborn baby?
- Baby Jesus (user)
- Babies won't crawl off cliffs
- Martial law baby
- Is You is or is You Ain't My Baby?
- Teach your million tiny babies to parasail
- Baby Duck
- Baby Neptune
- Coke party baby
- Baby I'm-A Want You
- mall babies
- Baby in a handkerchief
- Selling your baby to the circus
- The Baby-Sitters Club
- kiss it baby (user)
- Baby Cow Productions
- rubber baby buggy bumpers
- Baby Raper (user)
- What's Become of the Baby
- Friction Baby
- What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
- Bootleg Babies
- diamonds, babies, and cars
- Mama's baby, daddy's maybe
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
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