Findings:
- Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
- It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- Win, Lose, or Draw
- An infallible way to discern whether a decade, in pop culture terms, was win or fail
- Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- It doesn't matter how smart you are if you let your emotions get the better of you
- You can never get away from yourself
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
- Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
- To love and lose or not at all?
- Can't we all just get along?
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- Just to Get it Out . . .
- Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
- I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- Guys who play guitar to get girls
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- Get busy living or get busy dying
- Dis Yourself in '89 (Just Do It)
- How to lose weight and get a flat stomach
- It doesn't get any better than this
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
- Lose Yourself
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- It didn't matter what star it came from, just the familiar warmth of the sunlight on his face
- Teach Yourself Scheme: 4.4 'and' and 'or'
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
- Great tricks to play on the new kid on the job
- when i stay in one spot too long, i lose the feel of the world
- Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
- It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again
- Let's get just one thing straight
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- Your Happiness Doesn't Matter
- the quiet gets you in touch with yourself, and your self gets you in touch with the infinite
- Does toilet paper go bad?
- If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
- Some people feel the rain, others just get wet
- Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose
- Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
- US Customs doesn't get the Internet
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- Your vote doesn't matter anyway, so you might as well vote 3rd party
- Sweet Thames, run softly, for I speak not loud or long
- How to kill no-one and lose yourself a fingertip
- I want to lose myself in the words or the words of someone else
- I win. You lose.
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- why tickling yourself doesn't work
- Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
- Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
- Jane Gets Serious, Mark Doesn't
- Taking your fiance's last name
- When you just can't win
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
- Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
- Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
- A mob is just an army that doesn't know what it wants
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- Get Rich Or Die Tryin'
- How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- "It gets better" or so they say.
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
- Vote Labour or the fox gets its
- Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- Is it social anxiety or just laziness?
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
- Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
- Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
- Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
- It Doesn't Matter Any More
- either only mean people live that long, or mean lives make mean people
- I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
- I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
- You Win Sum You Lose Sum
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- How to lose yourself in a pocket novel
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- You win some, you lose some
- A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen
- The answer is usually "Fine," whether or not you are fine
- No matter who plays it
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- Win, place or show
- Whether by word or deed or thought
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- Is it better to try to improve yourself, or to accept yourself as you are?
- size doesn't matter
- Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
- Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
- Some things are True whether you believe in them or not
- just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
- The reason why it's so hard to stay true to yourself is because it's so easy to lose yourself.
- Play the bird with the long neck
- Shit or get off the pot
- Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
- it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
- Rape committed by women
- Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
- Why didn't you just get a dog?
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- Why does it take so long to get to sleep?
- How to get your girlfriend to play EverQuest
- Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
- I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
- Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
- just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
- We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
- panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
- How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
- You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
- Just a NoCal noder party - nothing to get excited about, unless you count the fire
- Can we all just get along?
- You just don't get it
- Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- get yourself free
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- the more clothing I lose, the more often I get to walk around shirtless.
- Make yourself into a town that doesn't know you
- GeT HiGh Or GeT LoW (user)
- Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
- Ignorant, stupid, insane, or just plain evil
- Why not just kill yourself?
- stop garage sales (or why Joe Lieberman doesn't like video games)
- Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
- Be a model or just look like one
- A Plan for World Domination or Just Another Nodermeet? Bristol, Summer 2003
- tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
- Are you depressed or just full of angst?
- Are we listening, or are we just being silent?
- It's just a matter of eliminating obstacles
- Can't she just carpool or something?
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
- This Song's Just Six Words Long
- Sometimes we dreamers just get in the way
- born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- Just Yes Or No Will Do
- Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
- When I'm long dead, the bee will win
- just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
- Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
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