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• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• just like the seed, i don't know where to go
• Why I don't like enlightenment
• Never look like you're staring
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• ...does the time always drag like this?
• I don't like my smile
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• when life gives you lemons, just fill in this form
• Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• You speak like who you hang with, and piece like who you paint with
• if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
• I don't think I like love
• Men did not always like large breasts
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• The Room Always Smells Like Refried Beans
• Between lap dances and laptops, you seek girls who fuck like they're boneless.
• Those Don't Sound Like Bats
• Sadly, I discovered I don’t like apples
• love like you don't need the money
• Life is Like the Ocean
• Why I like my old car that always breaks down
• Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• I will not spend my life like this
• She is like a kaleidoscope, a strange attractor, a superstition
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter IV
• It's like trying to describe colors to a person who's blind
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter VIII
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter VII
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter I
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• you don't love like a cold-weather man
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XI
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• I don't like grass
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• I've never felt so at peace. Like coming home.
• i don't like christmas
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Work like you don't need the monkey
• i am always searching. like a plant, i thirst forever. i cannot get enough of the light.
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• What life after death will really be like
• I'd like a new lease on life, please.
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• Girlfriend who likes computers
• Never felt so much like singing the blues
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Life is like a boat
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• I never thought it would be like this
• Half-sour pickle
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• I don't like the looks of those teenagers
• I don't like the drugs
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• That creepy fuck who smells like stale cigarettes is outside my window again
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I don't like moving.
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Here's your heart, usually I don't like dead things as gifts.
• Work like you don't need the money
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• People who don't smoke will never die
• The Girl Who Talked Like Edward G. Robinson-A Christmas Tale
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XIII
• those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
• I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XIV
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• Life is not supposed to work like Dawson's Creek
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• we're all ready to break. has it always been like this?
• It feels like my life is out of sync
• I am superimposing on life, tipping scales like fate's hands
• Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
• Mere thoughts of a life like that
• Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
• Condensed life in a can, like the ones you buy at grocery stores
• What if the universe is like the Game of Life?
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• Life, or something like it
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• It's a beautiful life, or something like it
• Questions I'd like to ask my father
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• For Leslie, who runs through this book like a river
• Girlfriends who like to molest your nipples
• Don't ask me about the half life of love
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Life is uncertain. Would you like dessert first?
• Like a cat filled with molten bronze and dropped out of a biplane
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter III
• leaving dust like unspoken years never to come
• We kissed like we had never tasted lips
• Nice Girls Who Like Weezer
• I don't see like you
• I don't think I like your system
• we always knew we'd find someone just like you
• love like you've never been hurt
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I never metajoke I didn't like
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter VI
• Some lovers (like the old you and I) never experience love at all
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter II
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter V
• Problems with E2 user poetry
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XII
• The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands
• If you don't like it, leave
• Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter IX
• Like drugs and alcohol, romance and Cafe Coco don't mix
• girls who like to see their grandmother fight
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter X
• I always liked the breasts that talked about existentialism.
• Those who look for meaning in the world are like travellers seeking wood in the shade of a forest
• With him it was always like
• It's like you don't carrot all
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• don't go to bed without knowing what your enemies taste like.
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XV
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• Your legs are like threads of cotton, though much thicker, and filled with weevils
• Always the bridesmaid and never the bride
• Don't give away the Homeworld
• people who don't exist
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• Lord Willing and the Creek Don't -- Never Mind, The Creek is Rising.
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.

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