Findings:

• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• Life without music would be a mistake
• RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• Life's not fair
• I was a witch in a past life
• How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
• Where's the kaboom?
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• The next life will be better
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• If God was willing to let it be
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Where be ye going, you Devon maid?
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• This was not my going away party
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• life is supposed to be walking back home alone
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• I was going to marry Marty
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• It's going to be fine
• To be noble in an average life
• My life may no longer be my own
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• She was too beautiful to be human
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• How it's Going to Be
• this is unlike the story it was written to be
• I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• Everything Is Going to Be Fine: The 2022 Halloween Horrorquest
• I realize that it is going to be dark soon
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• When I was Fair and Young
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• 2016 was bad enough. Is it only going to get worse?
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• Where Once Life Was
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• I tried to arrange my life in paragraphs, unaware that I was a haiku
• This Was Your Life
• I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
• everything is going to be alright
• What life after death will really be like
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Be
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• John Cassavettes Was No Help At All
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be
• Be Operating System
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Trying desperately to be cool
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined

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