Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Look, in my defense, all the children's stories I ever had read to me said that bears were friendly and fuzzy."

• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• We were all thinking it, I just said it
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• Stories and Poems for Extremely Intelligent Children of All Ages
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• show me what the world is all about
• All you ever did was let it happen
• We're All Mad Here
• when we were children
• A teddy bear deity bestowed upon me a curse of apathy
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
• After all, who looks at the sky anymore?
• we're just trying to figure out what it all means
• The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
• We rode around the town late in the evening counting the streetlights to be sure all were burning
• tell me all your reasons
• The horror story to end all horror stories
• Ryan Gray playground for all children
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• They all look the same
• I cannot find the right words to touch the sky with me Yesterday tomorrow and forever in a white crystalline bask of your teddy bear beauty will you love me yes ok thx!
• I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
• How did we survive this long if we're all selfish?
• Beautiful Stories for Ugly Children
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• The cute kitten represents violence and carnage and, if he is lucky, the children look.
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• At night, all American cities look the same
• Were you here at all?
• Are tears all I have to look forward to?
• all your faults in me
• I had been hungry all the years
• she seems bored with me after all this time
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• All my favorite people live in this box that I look at every day
• She said the dance is a prayer. A prayer to toss into the tide all the weight of oblivion and humiliation. This is not a dance for one, fool - where are you?
• No Sir! Nobody is driving, we're all in the back seat!
• I tried polyamory and all I got were these two awesome boyfriends
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• all words go somewhere and nothing is ever lost
• we're all ready to break. has it always been like this?
• The first bear I ever saw
• We're Going On A Bear Hunt
• My northerliness allowed me to see bears
• she reads all day
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• Where are those polar bears getting all that Coca-Cola?
• Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• Look where all this talking got us, baby
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
• Give Me Your Children
• we think we're so great. this is all just more history
• We're all such products
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Thank you for not knowing me at all, Captain Shallow
• The children are all crying in their pens
• All I could remember in the morning is that maybe there were wishing hands involved
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• All you ever dream
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear (fiction) mp3 (recording)
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• All of this strung together inside me on a delicate electric web.
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• Children Of All Ages
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• all who come to me with this map are lost
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• All For Me Grog
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• If there's hell below we're all going to go
• In all that you never were
• all pictures of me are this exact shade of red
• let's pretend we're all the same
• all your monsters come to me
• Fear Looks the Same in All Women's Eyes
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• Bears all his sons away;
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• The Story of the Monster Bear, The Giant Dipper
• story of the bear and the rabbit
• Bears scare the shit out of me
• All of Me
• bear with me
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
• It's not that it all comes back to you. None of it ever leaves you in the first place.
• Children's Defense Fund
• The worst children's book ever
• We want children to read
• Children's love story
• The monkey children were everywhere back then. Their fedoras littered the roads.
• suffer the little children to come unto me
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• Live the greatest story ever told
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• Greatest Story Ever Told
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• The best teacher I ever had
• Now We're All Bozos on This Bus
• How I invented Anna and made her a character in all my stories
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• We're all still very different
• Children are the same all around the world
• A story which is neither cute nor funny, at all
• All around me
• All of her seconds were unencumbered
• Flesh and blood after all: a story in pieces
• Books to read in the bath: Avoid waterdamage at all costs
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• I will sell you all of me; complete. Starting price, ten dollars.
• We're all Borf in the End
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• The pyre-light licks you as if you were an ice sculpture. Are all members of your sisterhood finished with bevels?
• In the event of an emergency, we're all screwed.
• we're all entitled to nationalism
• I Wish All U.S. Americans Had Maps
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• The Man Whose Teeth Were All Exactly Alike
• all of these people are me
• You will not remember me at all
• all she ever wanted
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• We're all in this together
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• The tweakers are all around me, demanding tacos and Sudafed
• read all instructions before beginning
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• If at all possible read this book with your eyes shut.
• it's beyond all of us, and it makes me hold your hand a little tighter
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• and things we're all too young to know
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• You like me in all the wrong rooms
• I want to strangle the stars for all they promised me
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• The mud pit, the last night we were all college students together
• All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• We had to go away ... and dream it all up again
• my insides are like lava. let me warm you. I will envelope all of you
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• equality doesn't mean we're all the same
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Her lack of response opened a gate through which my mind started to wander, into a wilderness where the shadows all had teeth...
• It's all about me (e2poll)
• There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind
• Supertoys Last All Summer And Other Stories of Future Time

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