Findings:
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
- Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
- Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
- Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
- Nancy, you barker. You are what happens when eunuchs make love with shite.
- Make Believe
- Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
- Sing when you're winning
- when you make the worst mistakes is when you need the most help
- Silly things we believe when we're kids
- Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
- And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
- you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
- How to close a KFC when you're a cook
- You're never around when I need you
- Time flies when you're having fun
- You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
- Sex starts when you're standing up
- You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
- What To Expect When You're Expecting
- when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
- There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- When you go on a quest for revenge, make sure to dig two graves
- 'cause when you try to make it stay, that's when it surely slips away
- She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- Let's All Make Believe
- You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
- When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
- When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
- You can't rant when you're not angry
- The Culture of Make Believe
- You know you're a geek when...
- This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
- you breathe when your body makes you
- When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
- I miss you when you're away. Please go.
- You're pretty when you cry
- Things are safer when you're not entirely you.
- I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
- Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
- When You're Evil
- remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
- Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
- a make believe philosophy
- The worst feeling is when someone makes you feel special and then leaves you hanging
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- When or Not, Make it Great
- You're to Make Young Gems
- When All Is Revealed It Still Won't Make Sense
- When aloneness makes a fist
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- Love means never having to say you're sorry
- When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
- Sorry, we don't make that in YOUR size
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
- When you're dead, you're dead
- Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
- a steady diet of coincidences makes it easy to believe they are more than just coincidences
- Love is never having to say you're sorry
- The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
- When you're home alone
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- You know you're in the SCA when
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- I'll explain it when you're older
- Dream to make believe
- When you're alone
- When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- Time stands still when you're in the tube
- When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
- Swing when you're winning
- When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
- when you're ready to touch me again
- How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
- You're pretty when you're quiet
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
- it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
- How to open a KFC when you're a cook
- Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
- Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
- What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
- When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- You know you're blacked out when...
- Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
- When you're loving me, I love you most
- (Sing If You're) Glad to be Gay
- Only when you're older
- When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
- I'm glad you're here.
- Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
- When I tighten you, you make the noise
- When life gives you lemons make lemonade
- I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
- I don't believe in people
- if you're going to pontificate, can I at least have a drink
- Do You Believe
- Human beings will believe anything
- Ripley's Believe it or Not!
- Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
- believe it or not
- We believe in free speech -- and free beatings
- I don't believe in anything
- I believe in God
- Believe in the possibility
- I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
- I don't believe in falling in love
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- Never believe your users
- What pornos would have us believe
- A Tall Tale You Won't Believe
- Why do people believe in God?
- Reasons to Believe
- I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
- Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
- Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
- She didn't believe in transcendence
- Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
- You don't believe in evolution?
- a lie I needed to believe
- At night, she still believes in him
- I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
- If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
- Lord, I believe; help thou my unbelief
- I do believe in assigning value to things.
- Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
- I don't believe in magic; I believe in atoms
- I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
- Little Kids Are Stupid & Believe Really Obvious Lies
- I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
- she wants to believe
- The X-Files: I Want to Believe
- Change I can believe in
- I believe you have my stapler
- It is at that moment, I believe, that Sylvester finds his true voice
- This is what Scientologists actually believe
- He believes he has written a poem, yes.
- Let's be foolish and believe in ridiculous things
- Once you don't believe in the afterlife, it's not worth dying anymore
- Believe (user)
- I believe in people
- BeLIEves (user)
- believe nothing (user)
- I believe in the infinite
- I believe my father
- If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
- Glad To Have A Friend Like You
- Glad to be gay
- i sing of Olaf glad and big
- Glad (user)
- so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
- Glad for the company
- The sex scene from IT and Hugh Hefner, and why I'm glad both are gone
- Keyboards in a computer lab with very sticky keys that make you
- make
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