Findings:

• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm Going Crazy
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• It's so crazy it just might work
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• going crazy
• I'm going to kill you
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• I'm going to the moon
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• That's just crazy talk
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• i'm just sitting here worrying
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• Study, study, study, but maybe just to learn
• I swear I'm not crazy
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• I Am Slowly Going Crazy
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• i'm going to show these people a world that you don't believe can exist
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• I'm just here for the candy
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• i'm just a girl
• I'm just sayin'.
• i'm just a bunch of stolen parts?
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• I'm just guessing
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• this is how i'm going to die.
• The winter chill reminds those of us closer to our end than our beginning that maybe, just maybe, safety isn't the primary goal in a life that will certainly end in death.
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I'm going to Disneyland
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm Going Home
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I'm just a bill
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• She's the main attraction, I'm just the recording device
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Crazy Is Just Like Anything Else
• She just stares at us like we're crazy
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• I'm not lonely, I'm just alone.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• I'm just sayin'
• I'm going to be a Dad
• Maybe the Amish are just retired time travelers
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• One Crazy Summer
• Crazy
• The Crazy World of Arthur Brown
• Shine on You Crazy Diamond
• Crazy People
• Crazy Ivan
• yellow crazy ant
• Driving Myself Crazy
• Crazy Train
• That Crazy Guy!
• When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• Mumble something crazy
• Crazy Eights
• crazy carl (user)
• My inability to effectively express my thoughts is driving me crazy
• How to Tell if That Person on the Bus is Crazy
• Crazy Walking Cravings
• Crazy mixed up kids who stopped living and became zombies
• Crazy old guy who shouts Bible passages
• Crazy On You
• Why are there so many crazy people on the Internet?
• Crazy Burger
• Crazy Horse Malt Liquor
• One kind of crazy
• Crazy Taxi 3
• Crazy Monkey
• Crazy House
• The crazy things we do to keep ourselves sane
• Love is a strange and multifaceted fuckton of crazy
• Smart Went Crazy
• Maybe the ultimate wound is the one that makes you miss the war you got it in.
• Crazy Frog
• Boy Crazy 69 (user)
• Nothing like a crazy uncle to look up to
• crazy nick (user)
• crazy nick91 (user)
• Crazy Johnny & The Evil Genius
• crazy person (user)
• crazy site (user)
• going out
• going
• What's Going On

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