Findings:
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- The Chatterbox allows only one answer to the question "should I breed?"
- Answer to a Child's Question
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- man when you are telling me how it was
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- bringing me back to when less was worth more
- The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- What my mother taught me
- the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
- Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
- The meatless burgers my mother invented specifically for me
- when she saw the funny side, we introduced my child bride to whisky and gin
- you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
- Things every child should be taught
- Snappy answers to a weird question
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- Make it your policy, starting now, to always answer this question honestly
- My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
- Does that answer your question?
- Women want me when I'm taken
- She only wants me for sex
- Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
- You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
- When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
- When I asked Anna to marry me
- Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
- What school debating society taught me about politics
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- the universe asked a question, and you are the answer
- Fuzzy Poet Doctor and the small child
- Only child: Downside (idea) mp3 (recording)
- A Space Child's Mother Goose
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- Things Fairy Tales have taught me
- When your presents give me hives
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
- Drink to Me Only With Thine Eyes
- when strangers tell me to smile
- She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
- If not me, who? If not now, when?
- Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
- I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
- Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
- You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- She taught me some moves, including stealthy exits.
- Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
- I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
- Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
- Mother and Child Divided
- I was a Difficult Child
- If you're looking for a certain answer then you're defeating the purpose of asking the question
- A Child Was Born in 64
- Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
- The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
- i answer only to the sun and the sky
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- simple answers make me insane
- what my parents taught me
- Things Musicals Have Taught Me
- they only gave me trouble anyways
- Death was a part of me then, too.
- I was a homeless bum
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
- You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- Questions and answers
- The braille on the door was not symbollic of my own blind search for an answer. Or maybe it was.
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- Summer never answers when you call
- Two shadows walk with me as my only allies
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- Before you, there was me
- I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
- She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
- I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
- He taught me how to smoke
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- This node was made for you and me
- Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- You only love me for my whitegoods
- Question to the Ultimate Answer
- he taught me to fly then took away my sky
- Are you a compulsive Overeater? Answer these 15 questions to help you determine the answer.
- I was me before being me was cool.
- Questions we will never have answers to
- Women only like me for my mind
- What Safeway storebrand whole wheat fig newtons taught me about the American political process
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- What question is its own answer?
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- Love only me until we die: marriage among the flatworms
- There was no one waiting for me...
- when you're ready to touch me again
- Only child
- as if questions have answers
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
- Answers to Course Evaluations Questions
- Only child: Downside
- Only a little child could kill this cleanly
- Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
- A Space Child's Mother Goose (category)
- I Thought I Was A Child
- Asking questions I already know the answers to (and the consequences of same)
- Things to consider when naming your child
- Answer in the form of a question
- There is no answer; there is no question
- there is no right answer to the wrong question
- question the question before you contemplate the answer
- small child
- There Was a Child Went Forth
- When You Said, "Remember Me"
- I will not dignify that question with an answer
- Round the Moon: 6: Question and Answer
- Candlelight is the answer to every question
- What the rocks taught me
- Where the Graffiti Answers Questions
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- Suicide is not the answer! It's the question.
- I Hear it was Charged Against Me
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- Only Jesus can judge me
- Some things dannye taught me without trying
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- Answer the question, then question the answer
- Answers to a Young Person's Questions on 9/11/01
- If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
- What will happen to me, when you die?
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
- MacGyver taught me that
- The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
- 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
- Anna and her Mother: spinning me in circles
- She only wants me for tech support
- I Was Lost and You Found Me
- Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- Things video games have taught me
- A Slave of the Law: A Case Study Regarding Kant's "An Answer to the Question: What is Enlightenment?"
- Would you tell me if it was true?
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- I Hate It When It Happens To Me
- Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- The Overly Answered Question
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