Findings:
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- There was a man and a woman
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
- No one was ever fired for buying IBM
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
- My man was shot for his sheep coat
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- No one ever listens to the bassist
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- More than he was willing to give
- The Man with No Enemies
- making certain he was touching her
- No one will ever love you for your honesty
- He ain't no movie star
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex
- Jesus was a black man
- Doing the dishes
- He was found
- I kind of like doing the dishes
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- There was once a Man
- The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- vanity and the man woman thing
- no man's hurting
- No man can eat fifty eggs
- Ten commandments of man, given to woman
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- Fear makes a man kill what he loves
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- Has no one told you he's not breathing?
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- the quiet voices of women in the kitchen doing dishes
- No government can ever give you freedom
- He that is in man is the same as He that is in the sun.
- I washed dishes with the Chinese FBI then was an extra in a cursed movie
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- I pity a man with no scars
- A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle
- So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
- There was a man with tongue of wood
- Adam really was the first man
- That man was a sock puppet on the hand of God.
- Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- All you ever did was let it happen
- The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
- Was it ever there?
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- no easy love could ever make me feel the same
- The Man He Killed
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- He said, expecting the answer no
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- Same as it Ever Was
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- He Was a Crook
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- He never killed a man that did not need killing.
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- Sex with Darth Vader while thinking of the Pope
- some say he was never here at all
- Hey Man, Nice Shot
- The Man with no Name
- Man was created in God's image
- God was created in man's image
- No Man's Land
- To boldly go where no man has gone before
- No man is without enemies
- Man Smart, Woman Smarter
- The Man Who Was (user)
- No man is an island
- The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
- If the government wasn't involved in the Sept 11 attacks, what was it doing?
- The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
- Mick Rock
- Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
- When a Man Loves a Woman
- Eat Drink Man Woman
- I was a free man once, in Saigon
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- I did not need it. I was strong. I was steady. I knew what I was doing.
- Where No Man Has Gone Before
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- I was doing so well.
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- There's no such thing as happily ever after.
- To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
- Could man be drunk for ever
- no famine has ever taken place in the history of the world in a functioning democracy
- I was the worst lay you ever had
- No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
- He probably thinks he is doing fine
- No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
- She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
- This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
- We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
- Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- i played the last game of chess a man ever played
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- She knew what she was doing
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- like nothing ever was
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- The bravest man I've ever known
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- A man is known by the company he keeps.
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- I married him because he was not mean
- At least he was gentle
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- A Quick One (While He's Away)
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- When a man lies he murders some part of the world
- if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
- When he became an old man
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
- All he left her was alone
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- here comes your man. he's throwing clumps of snow at you.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- he was a punk poet himself
- That's Just How He Was
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
- He Was Only Joking
- The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
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