Findings:

• On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog-rose
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• No one knows my plan
• No One Knows Who I Am
• The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• house training a dog if you're blind
• If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• No one gets out of this life alive
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• How to scream when no one is looking
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• One no longer loves one's insight when one communicates it
• the fate in no one's plans
• No one paints landscapes full of tumbleweeds
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• No hot dog buns
• i know that the ones who love us will miss us
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• No one wants you the way you are
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• No One Gets Left Behind
• If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
• No One Sang Like Michael
• for one who does no evil, there is no ill
• No One Likes Superman Anymore
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Duncan the Wonder Dog: Show One
• You Know You're Right
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• One who knows does not speak
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• No one says anything important during the day
• Dry bones can harm no one
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• There's no point unless you make one
• Together we kept bobbing up and down and no one came to save us.
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• If No One Will Love Me
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
• There was no one waiting for me...
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• No One Can Stop the Bobsled
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• No Pity Due to No One
• No one belongs here more than you.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• None of you are there. No one is there.
• to a place where no one's around
• is there no one who answers the call?
• Let no one grieve here
• There is likely no one left who remembers
• That dog is of no use to you
• How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
• You know you're a geek when...
• Who Knows One?
• If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
• fear knows no names
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• Jake: One Squat Dog
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• No one seems to listen to what I say
• The Corpus Hermeticum: Book Eight: That No One of Existing Things doth Perish
• The words no one can find
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• Finally we are no one
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• Will no one help the widow's son?
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• The Number One Christian porn site on the internet
• They grow up. No one told me.
• No One Gives a Shit about You Angelheaded Hipsters
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• The Town Where No One Got Off
• Dance As If No One Is Watching
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• No one actually cares.
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• No one is illegal
• No, and I've always wanted to go. I memorized the inscription one time in school.
• Why, you're no bigger 'n a corn nugget!
• No Pity Due to No One (poetry)
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• No One Lives Forever
• More kissing? More kissing? No one likes kissing this much!
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• no one lives forever. yet.
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Either everyone deserves or no one does
• no one rules if no one obeys
• New Year's Eve, spent alone in a small, grey apartment, with no one to kiss at midnight
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• There are no girls on the internet
• All I really need to know I learned on the Internet
• No dogs (user)
• How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
• Things to know if you're marrying a Catholic
• You know you're from Prince Edward Island if...
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• You know you're in the SCA when
• If you're happy and you know it click this node
• How to treat the dog you're going to kill
• And They Shall Know No Fear
• to know one's onions
• 50 Things You're Not Supposed to Know
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• no 1 knows (user)
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• You know you're blacked out when...
• She's waiting to tell you if you're ready to know.
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• You're the man now, dog!
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• I knocked on the massive door, and came one step closer to knowing what I didn't know before.
• If you're insane, how do you know you're insane?
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• Trust No One
• love is an attachment that knows no reason
• There is no "One", either
• No Other One
• No one can be totally logical
• That's why you're a good parent. You know all the cliches by heart.
• lying here with no one near
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Being stoic, Daoist, and at one with the universe is NO FUN
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• It wouldn't sell so well if no one bought it
• The Operative: No One Lives Forever
• no one listens anymore
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• No one has died
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
• Tom Waits for no one
• She knows no truth except her own.
• How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
• the Abayudaya sang, no one was hungry and herds of buffalo roamed the plains
• No one can be in two places at once
• I hold you where no one else can go
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• No one touches me
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• No one's garden
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• No Dogs and Chinese Allowed

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