Findings:

• Capitalize, please
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• Actors who don't speak the language of the movie they're in
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• People who don't smoke will never die
• people who don't exist
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• People who don't read
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• cat haters
• I don't believe in people
• i'm going to show these people a world that you don't believe can exist
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Who are the people in your neighborhood?
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Dead links in writeups
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
• Don't think about it
• Relax, don't think about the way that I treat you
• I don't think I like your system
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• Using a command line
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Fuck what other people think
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
• those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• E2 drank my beer, and I don't think it's fair
• What Do You Care What Other People Think?
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• I think this makes people uncomfortable
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• Why people who jog live longer
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Type A blood
• 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
• Flaunting your sexuality
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• People don't listen to my answering machine message
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Hurricanes don't dance enough.
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• Don't encourage people to read
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• I don't think of her
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Don't come back, don't call. Think of another way.
• I don't think the sun was up
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• We don't pay you to think. We pay you to know.
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
• Treatment of corporations
• play dumb
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
• People are not wearing enough hats
• The bored who complain
• Tell people they're beautiful and you will change the world
• The rules of pool are not selective
• People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Food that does not come from the country people think it comes from
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• Are the gospels written by the people they're attributed to?
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Rednecks hating Canada
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• People who use Windows
• The People who Fell into the Sky
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• Dollar auction
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• They don't know what they're missing
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Guns don't protect people; people protect people
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• Things people don't want to hear
• I don't think I like love
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• Think globally, don't act.
• Don't think of...
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• Indigenous people don't exist
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
• Don't Think of an Elephant
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• People don't flail when they die
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• Don't Make Me Think
• i keep thinking that this rain could last forever and i don't think it could ever stop
• i don't want to think about it anymore
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• You think you know someone, until you don't.
• I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
• Don't Let People Kiss Your Baby
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• telling people what they don't need to know
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• People should stop giving crimes such cool names
• Know your pets
• Taking things at surface value
• you think i'm confused? you're not confused enough.
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• I know who goes to that group, and that's why I don't go
• Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People

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