Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Please, trains are old hat, they aren't the future of modern convenience"

• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• Old men never die, they just spout poetry
• If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
• The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down
• The nice thing about alcoholics is that they aren't afraid of the dark
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
• They aren't my memories anymore
• Keeping beer cold in the Old West
• Welcome to our Modern World, please find yourself a corner.
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• These are their future good old days.
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• laughing at things that aren't funny
• Looks aren't important, it's what's on the inside that counts
• why aren't iMacs scratch-and-sniff?
• Vegetarian meals that aren't just brown gack
• Clicking noises aren't unusual when you own an older car
• Why the hell aren't I a hippy?
• What girls aren't taught
• Why gay males aren't accepted as well as females in America
• but aren't we all
• Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
• aren't
• Hold tight, these walls aren't going to hold
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• The Kids Aren't Alright
• You Aren't Gonna Need It
• The Borg aren't scary anymore
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
• You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
• When you forget that dogs aren't human
• Truly frightening Halloween costumes aren't much fun at parties
• Why aren't people real anymore?
• Some things in the graveyard aren't dead
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
• oh, aren't we tough in the morning
• aren't we posh
• Aren't these machines supposed to be deterministic?
• This story is a Neil Young song when you aren't looking
• Christian Scientists aren't real scientists the same way Dr. Mario isn't a real doctor
• Graphics aren't the enemy
• As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
• When five senses aren't enough
• Songs that metalheads like that aren't metal
• What are you doing? Why aren't you busy trying to save the world?
• These aren't the sorts of people you are supposed to like
• Minutes aren't meaningful
• there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
• It's important to agree on definitions. Otherwise, you aren't communicating well.
• Parentheses statements (though aren't we all?)
• (aren't we all?)
• women aren't starfish
• corporations aren't just people, they're sociopaths
• Amish quilters aren't arrogant after all, I reckon
• You aren't better than human
• My train of thought derailed. There are no survivors.
• Nodeshells aren't compelling!
• Blacks Aren't Crazy
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• things aren't as pretty on the inside
• Memories aren't only in your head if you can't walk down a road without having them.
• drawn to the ones who aren't afraid
• convenience store
• convenience food
• convenience
• At a pay phone outside a convenience store in East Fooville
• Altering truth for the sake of convenience
• The last foreign owned convenience store and other things that are still beautiful
• Complaints of a Convenience Store Clerk
• Kings of Convenience
• Flag of convenience
• The night your father was stabbed in the back room of a convenience store. No mercy.
• Psalms of the Convenience Store Clerk: Rainy Red-Eye Solo Shift
• Psalms of the Convenience Store Clerk: Hymn of the Snack Aisle
• Psalms of the Convenience Store Clerk: Pump Three on the Fritz Again
• Psalms of the Convenience Store Clerk: Hum, Blessed Beer Cooler
• The Convenience Store FAQ
• What price convenience?
• Rice Cooker Convenience Meal #1
• convenience store comfort
• left with neither convenience nor liberty
• The Future Sound of London
• Back to the Future
• The Future
• future
• Future Publishing
• Future Crew
• The future of computing
• not-too-distant future
• an investment in the relationship's future
• Captain Power and the Soldiers of the Future
• Soldiers of the Future
• future tense
• Vision of the Future
• Back to the Future II
• IN THE GRIM FUTURE OF HELLO KITTY, THERE IS ONLY WAR.
• Future History
• The future like a corpse in snow
• Hamiltron, City of the Future
• A Toast To The Unlikeliest Of Futures
• A Toast To The Unlikeliest Of Futures (part II)
• A Toast To The Unlikeliest Of Futures (part III)
• A Toast To The Unlikeliest Of Futures (part IV)
• The future is cleavage
• How the Portuguese Made a Superb Auto-De-Fe to Prevent Any Future Earthquakes, and How Candide Underwent Public Flagellation
• Challenge of the Future
• A possible future society
• Futures contract
• Will the distant future see a removal from linear thought?
• Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results
• For future reference
• Future Shop
• The Past through Tomorrow: "Future History" Stories
• Future shock
• Perhaps God is our future, not our past
• The Future of Computer Simulations: racing sims
• The Opossum of the Future
• The Once and Future King
• Boycott all future Olympics, regardless of where they're held
• Yudkowsky's Scale of Future Shock Levels
• i had a dream about the future
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• The future of music
• Back To The Future III
• The X-files: Fight the Future
• Rapture of the Future
• A Past and Future Secret
• Sestina for the Radiant Future
• Kent Montana and the Once and Future Thing
• All My Future ex-'s Live In Texas
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• A community without shame has no future
• The "future" does not exist
• The future is stupid
• small choices in the past shape your future
• Future Systems
• note from future self
• Sprillowed Sprawling Predictions on Our Future
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• The future of CISC computing: The HoverBox!
• bright future behind it
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• Prolegomena to Any Future Metaphysics
• Future Music
• The future of Sex
• The future is bleak
• No Education = No Future (Fuck the Curfew)
• He who controls the past controls the future
• News From the Future
• The future comes screaming and shattered, fragmented, howling through midnight cobblestone streets
• Library of the Future
• Time keeps on slippin' into the future
• Days of Future Past
• The Doubt of Future Foes
• Future History : Fading Suns
• Isaac Asimov's Future History
• History, Progress, and Future of Artificial Intelligence
• from the future
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• Future Fossils
• Sounds of the future

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