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- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- Please help me!
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- he can find a cure for us, if we help him
- Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
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- god help me
- Please let me wake up and find myself found
- lord help me, for i am weak
- The ringing has been drowned out by voices
- my mind has long been gnawed by the cankering tooth of mystery
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- He has redefined me, again and again
- There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
- Good help is so hard to find
- You say you want to help me
- When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
- I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
- help me (user)
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
- To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
- We must remember them or they cease to be.
- The Help moJoe find his Biological Mother Project
- For my brother, in the event he finds me
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- My dog has been stolen
- A man feared that he might find an assassin
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- Time Travelers please help!
- Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- So help me God
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- We must get there before dark, follow me
- It must have rained or something
- You must be 18 or older to enter
- Help Me Out, Will You?
- Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
- I once helped Jason Priestley's girlfriend find his dick
- These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
- Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- We must not be distracted by a small number of lawbreakers.
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- He who seeks equity must do equity.
- This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
- Our music, in place of breadcrumbs, is there to help us find our way back home
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- Hands cupped into a half circle, he bent foward to help her catch a light
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- How to find something which has been lost
- My life has suddenly been decided for me
- Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
- You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
- Help Me I Am In Hell
- Help me help you
- Fragmentation often helps me perceive facets
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- All Flesh Must Be Eaten
- Help Me, Daddy
- It Must Have Been the Roses
- I cannot find the right words to touch the sky with me Yesterday tomorrow and forever in a white crystalline bask of your teddy bear beauty will you love me yes ok thx!
- Help Me, Rhonda
- we must look at the entire picture
- The drinks that helped me through 2023
- I must die or be better
- do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
- No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
- all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
- It's Me or the Dog
- I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
- For my father, in the event he finds me
- If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
- Our music, in place of breadcrumbs, is there to help us find our way back home.
- Discover me so by faint indirections
- She wakes me up by tickling my feet
- How to check if someone has been to the mall
- Hey, stop distracting me by rubbing lotion on your legs
- Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- The circuit is completed by the dog
- Don't Pass Me By
- Stand by Me
- Incarnation, a poem (or something) by polyseeme
- The Tragedy of Prince Hamlet and the Philosopher's Stone, or, A Will Most Incorrect to Heaven by William Shakespeare
- She'll outlive me by 12 million years
- Middle-aged mom tagged by customs dog
- The weight has been lifted
- Noises made by dogs in different languages
- The sound of children screaming has been removed
- Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
- By hook or by crook
- The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
- The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
- They know me not by name, but numbers
- Whether by word or deed or thought
- my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
- Your job is to find kitten. This task is complicated by the existence of various things which are not kitten.
- Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- you are likely to be eaten by a grue
- Please inquire of past generations, and consider the things searched out by their fathers
- Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
- Much has been done, and much remains to be done
- my experience with wishes has not been very positive
- ______ is considered a potential weapon because of its threatening nature and quick deployment and therefore has been made illegal
- How to check if someone has been through it all
- If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- The lust of years has been fulfilled
- Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
- Discovering personalities by watching people with their dogs
- Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
- Controlled by fear and yet calling ourselves free
- Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
- A man is known by the company he keeps.
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- The Goonies vs. Stand By Me
- The Sightless find Their way by the Warmth
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- What do you mean by 'that pomegranate looks promising'?!
- DOGG check it I am by this creek; and I got hell of emotions...in my brain
- A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
- My liver is eaten by vultures.
- even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
- rusty feathers, wings of murky steel eaten clean by age
- You can get to my heart by making me cry
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- WARNING: Long term exposure to women has been known to cause bitterness and alcoholism during laboratory tests
- It has not been a wonderful day
- Our desire to remember has been fragmented into a thousand slices
- "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
- we're all ready to break. has it always been like this?
- a secret cabal of squirrels has been slowly terraforming the world behind our backs
- Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
- someone has been out crying on my lawn again
- A book has always been my best friend
- He's been places they have not.
- unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
- A Book about Me, by Me Myself
- This music crept by me upon the waters
- sex has always been a marketing strategy
- My northerliness allowed me to see bears
- Raised by wolves
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- Feminism, as influenced by the world around me
- By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
- Something to remember me by
- Swimming pool injury
- Why the Bear Has No Tail
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